Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1710

Quote #1144

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."   - Lily Tomlin read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1741

Breakdown Symptom

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."   - Bertrand Russell  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6849

Screwdriver

"Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?" read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
14575

Stretch Limo Horse

Son, you're in Texas now! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6774

Bike Freeze

New anti-theft measures have frozen out bike thieves. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1696

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2011

I have added a new feature to the Cybersalt Digest today - a "Latest Funny Pictures" module.  Now instead of me jamming the news with notifications of all the new funny picture pages on the Cyber... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3625

Typo Apology

"We apologize for the error in the last  edition, in which we stated that 'Mr Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force'. This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr Nicolme read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1881

One-liner #0689

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways to exit this airplane." - Unknown flight attendant. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1796

Quote #1143

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3191

Sermon Rehearsal

"When a minister rehearses his sermon he is practicing what he preaches?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
32499

Queen Elizabeth Has Had Enough

First the paparazzi bothering her grand-kids, then suicide bombers, and now rioters. She's clearly had enough. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8942

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
19672

Nursing School Ad

1930's Nursing Opportunity. read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
14035

Elephant Mouth

"Excuse me lady, but you've got a bit of peanut butter on your lip - let me get that for you." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
16848

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5712

Football is Spreading

Football continues to spread in popularity. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13187

Missile Drop

Here's proof that the military is looking for new ways to drop missiles on the enemy. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2062

Standard and Poor's

"My own credit ranking is determined by the Poor's division of Standard & Poor's." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1568

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  If you can find the magnets and afford the copper pipe, you'll have fun doing this.  You will find "Copper Pipe Magnet" at:www.cybersalt.org/funbl... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4856

Summer Babysitter

It's Summer, so keep track of your kids. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7180

Plant Haircut

Technical directors sure have some cool haircuts. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3394

Copper Pipe Magnet

This is definitely something I want to try some day - too bad the price of copper is so high! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2535

Apple Robbery

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed you are an iWitness?" read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3219

Brazilian Jungle

Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared one, "to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1924

If Life Deals You

"If life deals you lemons, make lemonade;if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys;but if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades ... now THAT'S a message!!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1499

Quote #1142

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these."- Paul Harvey read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
8890

Alarm Save Sign

How to save money on a burglar alarm system. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1665

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2011

Now that the Cybersalt Digest is running on its new software, each mailing that goes out will now be available in an online archive.  This has been a long requested asset for people who missed or... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2461

Planet of the Apes

"Planet of the Apes: I can't believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1428

Quote #1141

"Any hurt is worth it that puts us on the path of peace, setting us free for the pursuit, in Christ, of eternal life." - Eugene Peterson read more..