Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Painting Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Painting Pun

A guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Ford Ec... read more..
Paramedic Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Paramedic Pun

Do you think Roman paramedics call IV's 4's?... read more..
Parcel Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parcel Pun

Working as a cargo handler for a major package delivery company, I came across an express envelope with shipping instructions that puzzled me, particularly the line describing the contents.I finally r... read more..
Park Rules
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2519
2 min read

Park Rules

Here's another great pun from Stan Kegel.I took my two sons, ages seven and five, to the playground at our local park. My seven year old was very proud that he was able to read to his brother the sign... read more..
Parking 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parking 1

"Whatever you do, when you stop by the auto-wrecking yard, don't park your small car in a spot marked 'Compact.'"- Lil Owens read more..
Parking 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parking 2

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said "Parking Fine."That was so nice.... read more..
Parking Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parking Pun 1

Late for work already, I was annoyed to find a strange car in my reserved parking space again. After locating a spot far away, I stormed into my office determined to have the car towed. As the morning... read more..
Parking Search
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3808
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Parking Search

I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me."Going out?" I called to them."No," said the man. "Just friends."... read more..
Paycheck News
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Paycheck News

I was told by payroll that they're going to start garnishing my paycheck. It seems pretty silly, but I guess if they want to start tossing some parsley and currants into the envelope every week, it's ... read more..
Payment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Payment

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.... read more..
Payment Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Payment Pun

When the customer started through the grocery checkout line, the bag boy asked, "Paper or plastic?"When the cashier presented the bill, he held out a checkbook and credit card asking, "Paper or plasti... read more..
Peanuts
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Peanuts

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.... read more..
Pedestrians
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pedestrians

"A pedestrian is a person who should be seen and not hurt." read more..
Pencils
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pencils

"A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead."- Stan Laurel read more..
Penguin Ritual
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Penguin Ritual

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely... read more..
Pet Chiropractor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pet Chiropractor

What do you call a chiropractor for pets?An animal cracker.... read more..
Pet Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pet Pun

I call my pet amphibian "Tiny" because he's "my newt." --P. Jackson... read more..
Photon Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Photon Pun

Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic.... read more..
Photos 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Photos 1

I got a package envelope in the mail the other day that had written on the front, "Photographs: Do Not Bend." Underneath the mailman wrote, "Oh, yes they do."... read more..
Photos 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Photos 2

Q: What did Cinderella say when her holiday snapshots were late?A: "Someday my prints will com."... read more..
Physical Question
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Pastor Tim
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Physical Question

After getting a physical from my doctor, I asked, "Well Doc, how do I stand?"The doctor said, "That's what puzzles me."... read more..
Pi Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pi Pun

I dated a girl in high school who was sweet as pi, but she sure was irrational.... read more..
Pick Up Line Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pick Up Line Pun

A man approaches a beautiful woman, and says, "Want a little company?" And the woman says, "Why? Do you have one to sell?"... read more..
Picking a New Pope
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3350
2 min read

Picking a New Pope

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways. In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland, Antonio was born in Italy.Faithfully the... read more..
Pie Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pie Pun 1

Mathematicians are all wrong! They're always talking about "Pi R squared." No! No! No!... Pie R round, it's cornbread that R squared!... read more..
Pie Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pie Pun 2

I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex. We often took our breaks ... read more..
Pig Name
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pig Name

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty."Tell me," he asked her father, "Why do you have two nam... read more..
Pig Tail Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pig Tail Pun

Why is five o'clock in the morning like a pig's tail?It's twirly.... read more..
Pillow Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pillow Pun

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.... read more..
Pineapple
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pineapple

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Bill said, dolefully. read more..
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