Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pink Elephant
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pink Elephant

A pink elephant is a beast of bourbon.... read more..
Pisa Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pisa Pun

The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it to have the inclination if you don't have the time?... read more..
Plumber's Sign
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Pastor Tim
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Plumber's Sign

Seen on a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed. - Don't sleep with a drip."... read more..
Podiatrist's Sign
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Pastor Tim
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Podiatrist's Sign

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."... read more..
Poet
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Pastor Tim
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Poet

A backward poet writes inverse.... read more..
Poet Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Poet Pun

Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness. He greets the first patient and the patient replies, "Fair fa your honest son... read more..
Poetry Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Poetry Pun

An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep. The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and bo... read more..
Political Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Political Pun

A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife who whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house." "Not in the House," her husband says. "Perhaps in the Senate, my dear, but not in... read more..
Poll Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Poll Pun

I took a part time job as an opinion poll sampler. On my very first call, I introduced myself, "Hello, this is a telephone poll." The man replied, "Hello. This is a street lamp."... read more..
Pollster Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pollster Pun

A political pollster knocked on the door and a sour-faced lady answered. "What party does your husband belong to?" he asked. The lady responded curtly, "I sir, am the party he belongs to."... read more..
Pope Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Pope Pun 1

Selecting a new Pope, a couple of Popes back, a gentleman from Spain was given weighty consideration. His name was Cardinal Sicola. However the College of Cardinals decided against him in the end. Cou... read more..
Poppins Pun
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Pastor Tim
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1 min read

Poppins Pun

Mary Poppins decides to grow some vegetables one year. When she picks her crop in the Autumn, her carrots, potatoes, onions and spring beans have all failed, but her cauliflowers have grown a treat. S... read more..
Potato Problem
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Pastor Tim
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Potato Problem

One evening, I went with my parents to a fancy restaurant. Dad was about halfway through his meal when he took a hard look at the potato, called the waitress over and said, "This potato is bad!" The w... read more..
Pottie Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pottie Pun

In order to move Porto-Potties, will you need a John Derek?... read more..
Prayer Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Prayer Pun

A young woman went to her priest and asked him if it was all right for her to pray while she knit. The priest seeing a good opportunity to advance the theory of praying without ceasing replied that, y... read more..
Preacher Barber
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Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Preacher Barber

There was once a small rural community, so small, in fact, the only church in town is a small Baptist church whose pastor must also double up as the local barber to make ends meet. There happened to b... read more..
Presentation Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Presentation Pun

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..
Priest Hole
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Pastor Tim
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Priest Hole

A priest rushed from church one day to keep a golf date. He was halfway down the first fairway, waiting to hit his second shot, when he heard the familiar "FORE!" and a ball slammed into his back. Soo... read more..
Priest Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Priest Pun

When a priest makes a mistake in church, it's a clerical error.... read more..
Prison
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Pastor Tim
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Prison

Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term. The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they ... read more..
Prison Break
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Pastor Tim
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Prison Break

The prison officer tells the warden, “Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out.” The alarmed warden says, “Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police. With a surprised look ... read more..
Prison Cupboards
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Pastor Tim
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Prison Cupboards

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden knew that, deep down, Andy was a good person. So, the warden ... read more..
Prison Library Books
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Pastor Tim
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Prison Library Books

THE GANGSTERS by Robin Steele MY LIFE IN CRIME by Upton O. Goode BAD MONEY by Count R. Fitz YOU ALWAYS GET CAUGHT by Sue Nora Later... read more..
Promise
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Pastor Tim
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Promise

“Vowing to avoid poison ivy is making a rash promise.”... read more..
Proper Attire
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Pastor Tim
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Proper Attire

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria." Next to it, a student add... read more..
Pullover Question
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Pastor Tim
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Pullover Question

Atlanta State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"... read more..
Pumping Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Pumping Pun

There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. While pumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgot about it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck. As he was dr... read more..
Pumpkin Math
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Pastor Tim
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Pumpkin Math

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi... read more..
Pun Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Pun Pun 1

A good pun is its own reword.... read more..
Pun Pun 2
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Pastor Tim
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Pun Pun 2

The Head of The Church of Humor is the Puntiff.... read more..
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