Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pup Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pup Pun

A father gave his teenage daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday. An hour later, while wandering through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen floor. "... read more..
Putting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Putting

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson. "Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor. "'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' me... read more..
Quarter Horse
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2400
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Quarter Horse

One evening while I was preparing dinner, my daughter came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "what's a quarter horse?" As I thought of a simple expla... read more..
Quarter Pun 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quarter Pun 1

The British threatened to draw and quarter George Washington if they caught him. Isn't it ironic that Americans drew him on a quarter?... read more..
Quartet Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Quartet Pun 2

While I was preaching in a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison quartet would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity and I looked ... read more..
Rabbi Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Rabbi Pun

Once upon a time there was a village up in the mountains and in this village lived the Tibet Refugees Isolated from Danger, or TRIDs. Now, the TRIDs of this village had a problem. There was a giant wh... read more..
Racetrack
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3574
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Racetrack

A racetrack is a place where the windows clean the people.... read more..
Radio City Music Hall
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Radio City Music Hall

“There probably aren't many Jewish girls dancing at Radio City Music Hall, but it doesn't take a Rockette Zionist to figure that one out.“~ Gary Hallock... read more..
Rain Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5185
<1min

Rain Pun

Late one evening, while sitting and looking out their kitchen window somewhere in northern Russia, Rudolf and his wife Tanya were observing the inclement weather. "This rain is going to make a mess ou... read more..
Raise Request
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2299
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Raise Request

"I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the teleph read more..
Raisin Bran Crime
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Raisin Bran Crime

Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there. "What happened?" asks the first officer. "Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran ... read more..
Rancher Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Rancher Pun

A rancher let his cows roam anywhere they wished. He lets the chips fall where they may.... read more..
RaPUNzel
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

RaPUNzel

Fair Ladies and Noble Gentlemen: I, RaPUNzel, have a HAIR-raising tale to SHEAR with you written by the Brothers TRIMM. When I was a young CURL, a jealous queen LOCKed me in a tower. I was STRANDed an... read more..
Rat Presentation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Rat Presentation

Rodents had overrun a posh private school near New York City. So the headmaster asked a health inspector to deliver a slide presentation to teachers and students, showing how to remedy the situation, ... read more..
Realization Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5103
<1min

Realization Pun

A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi. Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally I ... read more..
Recession
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Recession

I'm writing a book about the recession. It starts with Chapter 11.... read more..
Recipe
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2398
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Recipe

A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother, you... read more..
Recipe Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Recipe Pun

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.... read more..
Record Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3780
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Record Pun

Having been raised on CD's, I asked my hippie uncle how records were in the old days. He said, "Groovy."... read more..
Recruiting Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8955
1 min read

Recruiting Pun

The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and tha... read more..
Refrigerator
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Refrigerator

A man opens his refrigerator, and the mayonnaise yells, "Close the door! I'm dressing!"... read more..
Reindeer Problem
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2871
2 min read

Reindeer Problem

(This is an absolutely aweful pun - included here only because I know some of you sick pun lovers need your fix of torturing co-workers with it all day.) As you know, it is very important for Santa an read more..
Reindeer Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Reindeer Pun

It was the night before Christmas when Santa Claus' sleigh team became one member short because of a sudden illness. When an inflatable plastic reindeer was used to fill the void in the team, so no on... read more..
Relocation
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Relocation

Village Dry Cleaners has relocated to High Street, right next door to St. Joseph's Church. After March 1, Cleanliness Is Next to Godliness.... read more..
Remuss Starr
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Remuss Starr

An amateur genealogical researcher discovered that his great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known... read more..
Research
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Research

"Those who research and write about diseases could become ill-literate." read more..
Resignation Letter
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Resignation Letter

Asked why she was leaving her position, a secretary explained in her letter of resignation: "Dear Boss, My reason for leaving will soon be apparent - and so will I. Signed: Mary."... read more..
Restaurant Excitement
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Restaurant Excitement

I was having dinner at a nice restaurant the other night. The couple at the next table were smooching from the moment they sat down. Oh how romantic, young love! But I couldn't figure out what was goi... read more..
Restaurant Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3463
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Restaurant Pun

I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter, "Have you got frog's legs?" He said, "Yes." So I said, "Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich."... read more..
Restaurants
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2412
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Restaurants

"As the chef in the restaurant knows, The beluga is old, and it shows. For a food that's a tempter, It's caviar emptor: Beware of those secondhand roes!" - Chris Doyle read more..
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