Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Speeding
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Pastor Tim
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Speeding

The state trooper pulled Dr. Schwartz over and, after inspecting his license and registration, informed the motorist that he was going to have to spend the night in jail. "What's the charge? Dr. Schwa... read more..
Spoiled
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Pastor Tim
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Spoiled

Too many clicks spoil the browse.... read more..
Spooky Puns
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Pastor Tim
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Spooky Puns

Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway? A: The Eerie Canal. Q: What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway? A: A roller ghoster!! Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator? A:... read more..
St. Andreas
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Pastor Tim
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St. Andreas

One of the more important of the Patron Saints is St. Andreas (in Spanish - San Andreas)... The patron saint of generosity. In fact, people say he was generous to a fault.... read more..
Stained Glass
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Pastor Tim
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Stained Glass

A young minister was filling in for Norman Vincent Peal at Marblegate Cathedral. Ascending the pulpit he looked at the magnificent colored glass windows and told the congregation: "You know, these bea... read more..
Stallions
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Pastor Tim
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Stallions

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first says, "I'll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, ... read more..
Star Wars Eating
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Pastor Tim
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Star Wars Eating

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Obi-Wan is deftly manipulating his chopsticks with the ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Anyway, poor old Luke is having a hard time, us... read more..
Stationary
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Pastor Tim
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Stationary

"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary." read more..
Statistic Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Statistic Pun

More than five million American women are overweight. These, of course, are round figures.... read more..
Statue Discovery
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Pastor Tim
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Statue Discovery

Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge granite statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400 foot tall, and its bodily details were accurate down to the... read more..
Stereo Speaker
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Pastor Tim
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Stereo Speaker

"One of my stereo's speakers is out," said Tom monotonously. read more..
Stock Market Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Stock Market Pun

It's not just the stock market that's been telegraphing "trouble" about the economy. The price of thoroughbreds has matched Wall Street's gyrations. Yearlings that sold for an average of $27,295 in 19... read more..
Stocking Purchase
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Pastor Tim
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Stocking Purchase

Walking into a lingerie store, a customer says to the clerk, "I'd like to buy a pair of stockings for my wife." The clerk asks, "Sheer?" The man replies "No. She's in another store."... read more..
Stocks
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Pastor Tim
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Stocks

An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans, asked: "What sort of people were punished in the stocks?" To which a small voice from the back of the room responded: "The small inves... read more..
Stone Statue
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Pastor Tim
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Stone Statue

I couldn't believe that the statue was not made of stone. Next time, I won't take a work of art for granite.... read more..
Stopping Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Stopping Pun

I had given our daughter, who was 14 at the time, a drivers manual. On the way to town one day, I was coaching her as I drove. I told her to be studying her book so as to be ready when it came time to... read more..
Strawberry Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Strawberry Pun

A guy walks into a doctor's office with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."... read more..
Student Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Student Pun

The other day I saw school students applying cosmetics. They were taking a makeup test.... read more..
Sugar Pig
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Pastor Tim
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Sugar Pig

Ben: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar. Dan: Sugar! What for? Ben: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham?... read more..
Suit Purchase
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Pastor Tim
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Suit Purchase

He said he bought his suit for a ridiculous price. The truth is, he bought it for an absurd figure.... read more..
Sun Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Sun Pun

Did you hear about the goober who stayed up all night wondering where the sun went? It finally dawned on him.... read more..
Sunbathing Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Sunbathing Pun

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.... read more..
Sunday School Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Sunday School Pun

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really?! How do you kno... read more..
Sunrise
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Pastor Tim
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Sunrise

One morning a man got up early to watch the sun rise. As he sat in the dark it suddenly dawned on him!... read more..
Anesthetic Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Anesthetic Pun

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's e... read more..
Swallowed Coins
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Pastor Tim
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Swallowed Coins

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."... read more..
Sweat
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Pastor Tim
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Sweat

Sweat: Workman's Condensation... read more..
Sweater Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Sweater Pun

A grandmother sent her grandson a sweater for his birthday. Unfortunately, he had a size 14 neck and she sent a size 12 sweater. His mother insisted that he send a thank you note. So he wrote, "Dear G... read more..
Swimming Friends
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Pastor Tim
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Swimming Friends

Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another ... read more..
Syntax
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Pastor Tim
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Syntax

Syntax is all the money collected at church from sinners.... read more..
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