Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Table for Eight
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Pastor Tim
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Table for Eight

A Jewish couple won twenty-million dollars in the lottery. They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury. They bought a magnificent mansion estate in Southampton and surrounded themselves with al... read more..
Tackle Box
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Pastor Tim
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Tackle Box

On her 15th birthday, my daughter opened a package from her mom and her sisters. Out came a beauty case containing many samples of makeup. "Neat!" I exclaimed. "Your own tackle box!" My wife calmly ex... read more..
Tail Whacker
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Pastor Tim
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Tail Whacker

A woman was working in her yard with the weed whacker, when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat. She ran screaming into the house, and told her husband, wondering what to do. He replied calml... read more..
Talking Dog
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Pastor Tim
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Talking Dog

I have a dog that talks in its sleep. One day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow, "My name is Christopher Columbus! I am seven hundred years old! I own America! I married Marilyn Monroe!"... read more..
Tall Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Tall Pun

I was in the kitchen one day, trying to reach the baking powder on the top shelf of a cabinet. Being only five feet tall, I had to stretch, but still couldn't grab the box. Fortunately, I have two six... read more..
Tank-Top
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Pastor Tim
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Tank-Top

"I don't know why my wife is mad at me for the tank top she wanted for her Christmas present. I found the turret but just could not get anyone to sell me the howitzer." - Lawrence Brotherton read more..
Tape Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Tape Pun

I need some duct tape - my duck has a quack in it.... read more..
Tater Puns
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Pastor Tim
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Tater Puns

Sweet, Red, and Idaho are all favorite kinds of taters (potatoes). Here are some lesser known ones. 1. Some people are very bossy and like to tell everyone what to do, but of course they do not wish t... read more..
Taxidermist's Sign
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Pastor Tim
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Taxidermist's Sign

Seen on a Taxidermist's sign: "We really know our stuff."... read more..
Tea
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Pastor Tim
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Tea

George loved tea. He'd always come over for several cups. He had an insatiable thirst. He became such a nuisance that we decided to fix him. To cure him of all desire for tea, we decided to drown him ... read more..
Tea Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Tea Pun

Many people assume that Earl Gray tea got its name by being the favorite of that English earl. However, it seems that there is a small town in Wales named Earl Gray where the town's citizens are getti... read more..
Temperature Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Temperature Pun

Q - Which one is faster, hot or cold? A - Hot -- because everyone knows how easy it is to catch a cold.... read more..
Tequila
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Pastor Tim
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Tequila

A ten-year-old girl asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, the girl approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila." "T-e-q-... read more..
Terrace Water
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Pastor Tim
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Terrace Water

My wife and I were having lunch at a fashionable eatery in Annapolis when we noticed what looked like a familiar face at the next table. Screwing up my courage, I asked, "Excuse me. Aren't you Marlin ... read more..
Texas Banter
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Pastor Tim
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Texas Banter

When I attended a convention once of oil men, the first speaker was from Texas. He rambled on about nonsense for a good half hour and then introduced the next gent, who happened to be from Oklahoma. T... read more..
The A Team Inc.
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Pastor Tim
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The A Team Inc.

The A Team, With apologies to the TV Program. A Jerry Ulett Original. John and Mark of The A-Team, Inc, were noted for their abilities to solve any computer problem. Their greatest challenge was to cr... read more..
The Cowboy's New Car
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Pastor Tim
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The Cowboy's New Car

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart alec Tex" said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he ought as soon as he gets back" "Not Tex" said ... read more..
The Sea
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Pastor Tim
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The Sea

What does the sea say to the sand? Not much. It usually just waves.... read more..
Theft Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Theft Pun

It was reported in today's news that some frosty orange drinks were stolen. The police suspect it is the work of a Julius seizer.... read more..
Thesaurus
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Pastor Tim
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Thesaurus

Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.... read more..
Three Little Piggies
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Pastor Tim
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Three Little Piggies

Three little piggies went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their orders for drinks. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a glass of Coke," said the seco... read more..
Three Pack of Puns
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Pastor Tim
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Three Pack of Puns

Cat show judge: Purrfectionist Dislike of a relative: Auntagonism Different place to get married: Altarnative... read more..
Ticket Collection
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Pastor Tim
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Ticket Collection

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. "Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle." read more..
Ticket Explanation
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Pastor Tim
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Ticket Explanation

Her car was speeding along Interstate 80 at well over 80 miles an hour when it passed by a State Trooper. Obviously, the officer was compelled to pull the young female driver over and he asked to see ... read more..
Ticket Pun 1
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Pastor Tim
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Ticket Pun 1

A guy was in court charged with parking in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the guy. "The sign sai... read more..
Tickle Pun 2
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Pastor Tim
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Tickle Pun 2

Q: How do you tickle a rich girl? A: Say, "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"... read more..
Tickled
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Pastor Tim
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Tickled

I'm tickled to be the chairman of the Society for People with Super-Sensitive Feet.... read more..
Tie Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Tie Pun

A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him. "Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter". So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie to be found. So he tak... read more..
Time Pun
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Pastor Tim
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Time Pun

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?... read more..
Tire Shop Sign
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Pastor Tim
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Tire Shop Sign

Seen on a sign a a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."... read more..
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