Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #0202
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0202

"In this crazy world we live in, every 60 seconds a minute happens." read more..
One-liner #0203
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0203

"Irony: God made the tortoise with a 0.3 drag co-efficient." read more..
One-liner #0204
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0204

"It could be worse: there could be 35 teachers for every student." read more..
One-liner #0205
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0205

"It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose." read more..
One-liner #0206
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0206

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."- Erma Bombeck read more..
One-liner #0207
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0207

"It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips." read more..
One-liner #0208
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0208

"It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips." read more..
One-liner #0209
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0209

"It is never wise to let any piece of electronic equipment know that you are in a hurry." read more..
One-liner #0210
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0210

"It sure is easier to get Junior up for school since he got his nose ring." read more..
One-liner #0211
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0211

"It was different when we were kids; in second grade, a teacher came in and gave us all a lecture about not smoking, and then they sent us over to arts and crafts to make ashtrays for Mother's Day."- read more..
One-liner #0212
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0212

"It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water."- Franklin P. Jones read more..
One-liner #0213
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0213

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy - it's a question of finding a sickness you like."~Jackie Mason read more..
One-liner #0214
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0214

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy, it's a question of finding a sickness you like."~Jackie Mason read more..
One-liner #0215
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0215

"It's not a bug - it's just an undocumented feature." read more..
One-liner #0216
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0216

"It's not an optical illusion - it just looks like one." read more..
One-liner #0217
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0217

"It's not me who can't keep a secret it's the people I tell that can't."- Abraham Lincoln read more..
One-liner #0218
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0218

"It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker." read more..
One-liner #0219
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0219

"I've been having trouble concentrating lately - I think I have that attention deficit whatever." read more..
One-liner #0220
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0220

"I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted" read more..
One-liner #0221
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0221

"Jesus said we will always have the poor amongst us. Well, here I am."- Juan Ruiz, www.askjuan.net read more..
One-liner #0222
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0222

"Join the AAAAAA! (American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous)" read more..
One-liner #0223
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0223

"Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it." read more..
One-liner #0224
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0224

"Kissing - A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other." read more..
One-liner #0225
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0225

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast and the mime next door went nuts." read more..
One-liner #0226
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0226

"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."- Mark Twain read more..
One-liner #0227
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0227

"Lecturing is transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either." read more..
One-liner #0228
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0228

"Light sabers don't kill people. Jedi Knights kill people." read more..
One-liner #0229
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0229

"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.”~ Mary Schmich read more..
One-liner #0230
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0230

"Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift." read more..
One-liner #0231
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0231

"Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft - today, it's called golf." read more..
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