2011

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1906

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One-liner #0354

"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?"- Bullwinkle J. Moose read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1786

<1min

One-liner #0355

"We've come so far that community service is considered punishment." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1876

<1min

One-liner #0356

"What do you call an accordionist with a beeper? An optimist." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1899

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One-liner #0357

"What makes airport security think they can find something in my wife's purse when she can't?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1881

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One-liner #0358

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."~Mark Twain read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1859

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One-liner #0359

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."~Charlotte Whitton read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1961

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One-liner #0360

"What's another word for synonym?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1801

<1min

One-liner #0361

"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."~Henny Youngman read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1886

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One-liner #0362

"What's the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?"- Lou Costello read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1897

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One-liner #0363

"When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1889

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"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1827

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One-liner #0365

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."- Dick Gregory read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1762

<1min

One-liner #0366

"When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there - serving them drinks." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1809

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One-liner #0367

"When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me - according to the letter."- Emo Philips read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1815

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One-liner #0368

"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1904

<1min

One-liner #0369

"When the space shuttle finally lands, everybody wear ape suits.... pass it on!" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1817

<1min

One-liner #0370

"When will all the rhetorical questions end?" read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1903

<1min

One-liner #0371

"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1880

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One-liner #0372

"When you're over 50 you can still do all the things you did when you were 17 if you don't mind making an idiot of yourself." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1895

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One-liner #0373

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR" - what's my mother going to do." read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1914

<1min

One-liner #0374

"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."- Jerry Seinfeld read more..