Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3444 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1601

One-liner #0405

“A penny saved is a government oversight.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1729

One-liner #0406

“A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1624

One-liner #0407

“A watched clock never boils.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1658

One-liner #0408

“A woman's work is never done. So why bother?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1637

One-liner #0409

“All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1656

One-liner #0410

“Allowance is what you pay your kids to live with you.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1709

One-liner #0411

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have - the older she gets the more interested he is in her.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1621

One-liner #0412

“Anuther grate mind ruened bi thu educashin sistym.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1559

One-liner #0413

“As a child, I was the kind my mother wouldn't let me play with.”... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1710

One-liner #0414

“As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #0415

“As soon as I get some grip on reality, I'm going to choke it.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1642

One-liner #0416

“Ask me about my vow of silence.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1835

One-liner #0417

“Be different: conform.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1639

One-liner #0418

“Before you criticize someone, make sure you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes!”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1741

One-liner #0419

“Being vague is just as bad as that other thing.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1636

One-liner #0420

“Birds of a feather flock together and aim for your car.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1669

One-liner #0421

“Birthdays are good for you ... the more you have the longer you live.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1607

One-liner #0422

“Blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1681

One-liner #0423

“Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1699

One-liner #0424

“Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1685

One-liner #0425

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1682

One-liner #0426

“Computer message I'd like to see: Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1700

One-liner #0427

“Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1580

One-liner #0428

“Confidence is that feeling you have just before you fully understand the situation.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1656

One-liner #0429

“Confidence is what you feel before you comprehend the situation.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1699

One-liner #0430

“Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1648

One-liner #0431

“Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1690

One-liner #0432

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1759

One-liner #0433

“Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.”... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1727

One-liner #0434

“Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.”... read more..