Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
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Pastor Tim
1853
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One-liner #0566

Calories are delicious.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1903
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One-liner #0567

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1913
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One-liner #0568

Cats are smarter than dogs - you can't get eight cats to pull a sled thru snow.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1980
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One-liner #0569

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1904
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One-liner #0570

Christmas is weird- what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1820
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One-liner #0571

Cliches are a dime a dozen.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1971
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One-liner #0572

Cliches are a dime a dozen.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1872
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One-liner #0573

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1921
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One-liner #0574

Correction -- the following typo appeared in our last bulletin: "Lunch will be gin at 12:15 p.m." Please correct to read "12 noon."... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1995
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One-liner #0575

Death to fanatics!... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1903
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One-liner #0576

Do you think chickens find a rubber human funny?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1889
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One-liner #0577

Doctors can be frustrating - you wait 6 weeks for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1845
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One-liner #0578

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1827
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One-liner #0579

Don't fix the blame - fix the problem.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1910
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One-liner #0580

Don't tell God how big your problems are - tell your problems how big your God is.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1884
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One-liner #0581

Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say 'Don't trust anyone over 30.'... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1864
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One-liner #0582

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1914
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One-liner #0583

Don't wear your glasses on a blind date - you'll look better, and your date will too.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1964
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One-liner #0584

Employment application blanks always ask 'Who is to be notified in case of an emergency' and I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1823
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One-liner #0585

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1954
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One-liner #0586

For others who may not know this: When the preacher says, You may now kiss the bride, he's only speaking to the groom.- David Gunter... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1949
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One-liner #0587

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1976
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One-liner #0588

FREE ONE DOLLAR BILLS! Please send $4.95 to cover postage & handling - limit 1 per order.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1896
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One-liner #0589

Grandchildren are God's reward for you not killing your own children.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1963
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One-liner #0590

Growing old has one advantage - you never have to do it over again.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2020
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One-liner #0591

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1934
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One-liner #0592

Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration.... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1991
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One-liner #0593

How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1903
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One-liner #0594

How do they get the 'Do not walk on grass' signs way out in the middle of the lawn?... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2001
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One-liner #0595

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.... read more..