Monthly Archive

November 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 648 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Celebrating The Raise

My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous raise. The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from work, and they stopped for ice cream. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toaster Innovation

With the economy slow, car makers are desperately trying to innovate. read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Shopping Marriage Saver

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Youth Group Repair

Pastor Bob soon regretted letting the youth group repair his car. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Van Gourd

Way to use your melon, Gourd! ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Toy Tank

And so began Jed's recurring nightmare. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Duct Tape Window

For every broken window there is a silver lining. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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A-Team Tank

You can always tell when the A-Team is in town. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Flooded Carburetor

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Soccer Crush

Manchester plays the Giants tonight. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Quad Winning

Suddenly Jack wasn't so focussed on winning. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Pirate Plate

When pirates retire. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Gas Saver

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Van Pool

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Mobile Mechanic

Harry's approach to being a mobile mechanic was unorthodox. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2012

Want to have coffee? Mrs. Cybersalt and I are heading to Washington State this weekend (and not because they just voted to legalize marijuana there.)  Susan is attending a worship conference in R... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Stir

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fing... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1333

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pants

"I'm not sure which pants to wear today - smarty or fancy?" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0884

"A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Substitute Teacher

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Parsonage Budget

The budget committee had really cut corners on the new parsonage. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Toilet Dive

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Overachiever

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Star Wars Desk

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Moose Security

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Lizard Got Your Tongue?

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Deathbed Conversion

An old Irish man is lying in bed, very ill.  His son is sitting at his bedside, expecting the end to come at any moment. The old man looks up at the boy and says, "Son, it's time for you to get m... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Restrictions

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..