Monthly Archive

November 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 644 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Toy Tank
Funny Car Pictures
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Toy Tank

And so began Jed's recurring nightmare. ... read more..
Duct Tape Window
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Duct Tape Window

For every broken window there is a silver lining. ... read more..
A-Team Tank
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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A-Team Tank

You can always tell when the A-Team is in town. ... read more..
Flooded Carburetor
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flooded Carburetor

Shiela decided to just tell her husband the carburetor was flooded. ... read more..
Soccer Crush
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Soccer Crush

Manchester plays the Giants tonight. ... read more..
Quad Winning
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Quad Winning

Suddenly Jack wasn't so focussed on winning. ... read more..
Pirate Plate
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pirate Plate

When pirates retire. ... read more..
Motorcycle Gas Saver
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Gas Saver

What John saves on gas, he spends on gloves. ... read more..
Van Pool
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Van Pool

Jim was getting a long overdue explanation of how vanpools actually work. ... read more..
Mobile Mechanic
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mobile Mechanic

Harry's approach to being a mobile mechanic was unorthodox. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3904 - November 9, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3904 - November 9, 2012

Issue #3904 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Todays Cybersalt Digest is an abbreviated version because I'm chilling in Seattle while Mrs. Cybersalt attends a worship confere read more..
Cybersalt News - November 7, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2012

Want to have coffee? Mrs. Cybersalt and I are heading to Washington State this weekend (and not because they just voted to legalize marijuana there.)  Susan is attending a worship conference in R... read more..
Coffee Stir
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Coffee Stir

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fing... read more..
Quote #1333
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1333

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."- C.S. Lewis read more..
Pants
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pants

"I'm not sure which pants to wear today - smarty or fancy?" read more..
One-liner #0884
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0884

"A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes." read more..
Substitute Teacher
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Substitute Teacher

Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute teacher standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. I heard him mutter, "How did you get ... read more..
Parsonage Budget
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Parsonage Budget

The budget committee had really cut corners on the new parsonage. ... read more..
Toilet Dive
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Toilet Dive

In the event of air sickness . . . ... read more..
Overachiever
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Overachiever

Ben was an overachiever. ... read more..
Star Wars Desk
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Star Wars Desk

Darth Vader's new office at Disney. ... read more..
Moose Security
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Moose Security

Base security was so tight a mouse couldn't get in. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3903 - November 7, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3903 - November 7, 2012

Issue #3903 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Want to have coffee? Mrs. Cybersalt and I are heading to Washington State this weekend (and not because they just voted to legal read more..
Lizard Got Your Tongue?
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Lizard Got Your Tongue?

Lizard got your tongue? ... read more..
Restrictions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Restrictions

As Bill grew old, physicians greatly restricted his activities, and it irked him enormously. A nurse had been hired to tend to his needs as he had now been confined to total bed rest. "Nurse, I would... read more..
Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2012

It has been a while since I've had a new entry for "The Hall of Flames" - my collection of e-mails from people who are less than noble in their complaints about Cybersalt. Well, today there is a new o... read more..
Quote #1332
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1332

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther read more..
Nostalgia
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nostalgia

"I remember when I used to be nostalgic: I miss those days." read more..
One-liner #0883
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0883

"Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids." read more..
Do It Yourself
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Do It Yourself

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for s... read more..
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