Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Second Time
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Second Time

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.  The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.  Smith, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these cravings, ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 25, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 25, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - PST! Today I was inspired to move some more pages from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt site.  There are 14 new Funny Car Pictures to check out.  The ... read more..
Free Car Wash
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Free Car Wash

Oddly enough, it was mostly tourists who got the free car wash. ... read more..
Truck Skier
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Truck Skier

Jake Hated Line-ups at the Lift. ... read more..
Pickup Shade
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pickup Shade

Once she caught her husband, Becky planned to make him pickup around the yard. ... read more..
Bucket Truck
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bucket Truck

Frank couldn't resist the $1,295.00 bucket deal. ... read more..
Driving Test Celebration
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Driving Test Celebration

Lulu rushed home to tell her family about passing her driving test. ... read more..
Ruined Ferrari
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Ruined Ferrari

This paint job is actually a capital offence in Italy. ... read more..
Stretch Ferrari
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stretch Ferrari

Magnum P.I., eat your heart out. ... read more..
Bug Eating Man
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bug Eating Man

Geoff was absent from work because he caught a stomach bug. ... read more..
Car Stake Out
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Stake Out

Officer O'Hara's first stake out revealed he needed training in blending in. ... read more..
Speed Trap 2
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Speed Trap 2

Officer Jenkin's speed trap was unconventional - but effective just the same! ... read more..
Car Shoulder
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Shoulder

What I MEANT was, "Pull over on to the shoulder of THE ROAD! ... read more..
Radar Detector
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Radar Detector

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets. ... read more..
Police Siren
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Police Siren

When Deputy Carl responded to a call people in three counties pulled over. ... read more..
Police Blocks
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Police Blocks

The town hall meeting about the crime wave was going well. Meanwhile, outside . . . . . . ... read more..
Quote #1325
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1325

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..
Free Batteries
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Free Batteries

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge. ... read more..
One-liner #0876
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0876

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..
Questions Asked at National Parks
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Questions Asked at National Parks

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3895 - October 25, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3895 - October 25, 2012

Issue #3895 Today's Table of Contents Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - PST! Today I was inspired to move some more pages from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt s read more..
1 800 Heaven
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..
Demons Tremble
Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..
Count The Cost
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..
Elephant In A Hole
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza.  There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant!  ... read more..
Tradition
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..
Quote #1324
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..
Gnu Salesman
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..
One-liner #0875
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..
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