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My secretary informed me there was a big spider in the kitchen sink in the basement of our church. As I carried out this act of chivalry I wondered, "What kind of spider is t... read more..

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers." Cashier reply's:... read more..

"Better that I find you, God, and leave the questions unanswered, than to find the answers without finding you."- Aurelius Augustinus read more..

The Man of Steel and Iron Man are powerful alloys. read more..

"A lot of people cry when they chop onions, but the trick is not to form an emotional bond." read more..

There are 2 new pages on the Cybersalt Site today.  The first one I found very inspiring to watch.  You'll find "Big Universe" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/big-universe The other video is si... read more..

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang.  In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table.  It fell ove... read more..

(This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub read more..

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe... read more..

"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." - The Swiss Army read more..

"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."- Francis of Assisi read more..

Fancy Roman Numerals? No sir, not on my watch!... read more..

"God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself."- John Piper read more..

This video is simply too bizarre to adequately describe in words. ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.  He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman... read more..

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..