Monthly Archive

April 2017

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 75 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Line Ups

Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He complained about everything. One day he went to the creek with his mule and as he went he complained so much that the mul... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3143
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Frustration

The minister stormed into the vestry and flung his sermon notes on the table. "Today," he shouted to the church officer, "I have preached to a congregation of jackasses!" The Church officer nodded, ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1973
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Quote #1626

"The Bible is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1977
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Hated Key

I hate the key of e-minor. It gives me the e-b-g-b's... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1960
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One-liner #1179

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4014
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Lost Goober Hunters

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and his best buddy, Bubba, went hunting a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they got lost. Uncle Joe reassured his bud read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1416
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Sarah and Abraham - Hall of Faith

Sarah and Abraham are an example of faith because their consideration of God's faithfulness suspended their disbelief.  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170402.mp3{/audio} read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4246 - April 2, 2017

If you can't see this e-mail properly, view it online   Issue #4246                         Cybersalt News Sunda... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 2, 2017

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder's friends are getting old and he is perfectly happy to keep up with them. You can read "All My Friends Are Getting Old" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3380
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God Uses Little People

God uses little peopleto do things needing done,And since he lives inside of us,He and us are one. God wants to use our bodies,Our feet and hands and heart,To do his tasks is what he asks,And now we ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1758
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Vegetarian Error

Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3965
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Financing Surgery

A woman had a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So, she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." He answered, "Well, there is... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2641
4 min read

All My Friends Are Getting Old

Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
2018
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One-liner #1178

Often when one door closes and another door opens ... you're in prison.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2137
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Quote #1625

"Don't trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar." - Unknown read more..

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