Monthly Archive

September 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Work Reputation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Work Reputation

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..
Enter the Poor
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Enter the Poor

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4486 - September 15, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4486 - September 15, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt read more..
Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..
Quote #1853
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1853

"Holiness is not the way to Christ. Christ is the way to holiness." - Adrian Rogers read more..
Diet Exclamation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Diet Exclamation

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. read more..
One-Liner #1412
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1412

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!... read more..
It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1831
4 min read

It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day

It’s not often that a day goes my way. Occasionally, I have a day that focuses on my desires and me. It was a Monday evening right after supper and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were w... read more..
Cereal Adjustment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4439
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Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the ... read more..
Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625
1 min read

Prayer

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4485 - September 12, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4485 - September 12, 2019

  Issue #4485                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Hea read more..
Cybersalt News - September 12, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 12, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Headquarters today is lots of rain - and we need it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One-Liner #1411
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1411

Self-Annihilating Description He's a typical man of distinction.... read more..
Lazy Fishing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lazy Fishing

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal r... read more..
Quote #1852
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1852

"I would like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm playing Monopoly I'm a terrible person." - Unknown read more..
Self-Serve Dentistry
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Self-Serve Dentistry

Patient: Mind if I turn on the nitrous oxide? Dentist: Knock yourself out!... read more..
Excerpts from A Dog's Diary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4542
2 min read

Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!11:30 am - OH BOY! DO... read more..
Teenagers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Teenagers

"Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13-year-old son." "OK: He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis read more..
A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1973
4 min read

A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle

When it comes to forgetting anything, I am king of the hill. My forgetting has nothing to do with age because I have been forgetting as long as I can remember. Of course, with age comes an excuse for... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4484 - September 8, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
97
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4484 - September 8, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone - and happy September! Recently, Rev. James Snyder got a chuckle when his wife took a turn forgetting something. You can read "A Key On the Table Is Worth Ma read more..
Cybersalt News - September 8, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 8, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy September! Recently, Rev. James Snyder got a chuckle when his wife took a turn forgetting something. You can read "A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle" at... read more..
One-Liner #1410
One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1410

Self-Annihilating Description He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..
Quote #1851
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1851

"... all the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be." - Psalm 139:16b (NIV) read more..
Clown Soup
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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Clown Soup

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.... read more..
Vet Come Back
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Vet Come Back

Dr. Cutter is the local veterinarian in Kennebec County, Maine. He was well-known in town for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter w... read more..
Don't Go To Bed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Don't Go To Bed

I've heard it said don't go to bed while hanging on to sorrow, you may not have the chance to laugh with those you love tomorrow. You may not mean the words you speak when anger takes its toll, you m... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4483 - September 5, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4483 - September 5, 2019

  Issue #4483                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and my eldest daughter's 31st birthday! She read more..
Cybersalt News - September 5, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1103
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Cybersalt News - September 5, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and my eldest daughter's 31st birthday! She had cancer when she was 14 and I am grateful she is alive to make me feel a bit older today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..
Quote #1850
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #1850

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - Unknown read more..
I Can't Get Up
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
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I Can't Get Up

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks!" So I tried, and it doesn't.... read more..
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