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They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke; nothing gets you out of bed faster!... read more..

4 years: "My Daddy can do anything." 7 years: "My Dad knows a lot, a whole lot." 12 years: "Oh, well - naturally - Father doesn't know that either." 14 years: "Father? Hopelessly old-fashioned." 2... read more..

Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, You're the father of twins." "What a c... read more..

The cheapest and best place to buy water is at a liquidation sale.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I know I have been sharing videos on Sundays, but today I thought I share the surprise birthday video my sister and I made for my mom's 80th birthday last Saturday. I thin... read more..

Two years ago a man and woman had just won the lottery. He was at work when the lottery office phoned their home to inform them of the win. His wife was very worried because the man had just recovere... read more..

"If we do not steadily minister in everyday opportunities, we will do nothing when the crisis comes." - Oswald Chambers read more..

So in retrospect, in 2015, not a single person got the answer right to, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"... read more..

A guy came home to his wife and said, "Guess what? I've found a great job. It has a 10 a.m. start, a 2 p.m. finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. ... read more..

Sir Lancelot dreamed about overthrowing King Arthur. It was a mid-slumber knights scheme.... read more..

A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. When the time came, I was pleased that my friend's predictio... read more..

I must admit that I do gravel a lot in thinking about my thoughts. It has been a habit of mine down through the years. Thinking is what really makes life worth living, or so I believe. My father had ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday was my mom's 80th birthday. She was (and is) a great mom, grandmother and great-grandmother. I don't know if I have ever mentioned this or shared it here before, ... read more..

  "One day your heart will stop beating, and none of your fears will matter. What will matter is how you lived." - Henri Junttila read more..

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck hi... read more..

Did you hear about the big winner on "Jeopardy!"? He went home the next day and his wife said, "Who were those women I saw you outwit last night?"... read more..

1. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 2. When people read more..

How long is this social-distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash your hands, keep... read more..

A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get a... read more..

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)Buy a Pentium 58... read more..

  "Why does philosophy matter?" "I don't know. Why does science matter?" "Well because scie-" "Annnnnnnd you are doing philosophy." - unknown read more..

Happiness is a competitive advantage.... read more..

Marriage is grand ... Divorce is about ten grand.... read more..

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various traditions, such as lighting the unity candle from two individual candles. Couples usually blow ou... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the pandemic. My to... read more..

During this time of seclusion, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly has spent some significant time binge-watching some of those Hallmark mystery movies. After a while, they all look... read more..

"Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;I usually don't go because I'm poor.... read more..

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. "Did anyone drop a toonie... read more..