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I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too naive.... Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our hearts. We felt so sorry f... read more..

"The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics." – Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their read more..

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..

I heard that the New Orleans football team has a new sponsor, "I Can't Believe It's not Butter." Their theme song will be, "Oh When the Saints Go Margarine." - Gary Hallock... read more..

In high school I was always self-conscious about my height. Once, a lifeguard asked me out. I had never stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pair... read more..