Monthly Archive

July 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 66 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4040
<1min

Simple Childlike Faith vs. Adult Sophistication

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, ... read more..
Quote #2194
Quotes
Susan Davis
1053
<1min

Quote #2194

"We have suffered bereavement after bereavement, but we are going to the land of the immortal where graves do not exist." - Charles Spurgeon read more..
One-Liner #1759
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1759

About four minutes into my run, I've decided I want to work on my personality instead.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4838 - July 13, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4838 - July 13, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 13, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
978
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's not much happening at Cybersalt World Headquarters these days except for work, work, work! My brain feels fried! However, it's not so fried that I would enter... read more..
Amish At The Mall
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5671
<1min

Amish At The Mall

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall for the first time.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slid... read more..
Quote #2193
Quotes
Susan Davis
1248
<1min

Quote #2193

I hope you heal from the things you still cry about when no one is watching. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1758
One-liners
Susan Davis
1100
<1min

One-Liner #1758

One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next minute you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed.... read more..
Mental Test
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4129
<1min

Mental Test

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," he asked, "how... read more..
Banking Pun 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5669
<1min

Banking Pun 2

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banke... read more..
Number 1
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2733
<1min

Number 1

The coach for the little league team had not yet learned the names of all the players, so he called them by the numbers on their uniforms. He yelled, "Number 5, your time to bat," and Jeff came to th... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4837 - July 9, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4837 - July 9, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarte... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 9, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
956
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Here's to the beginning of a new week. Last week had its business challenges here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, but God was faithful (no surprise there!) to His promise... read more..
Learning What “Me-Time” is All About
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1478
4 min read

Learning What “Me-Time” is All About

Several months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said she and her daughter and granddaughter were going to St. Augustine for a week and wondered if I wanted to go along. I said, “Let me thi... read more..
Cat Joke
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6561
<1min

Cat Joke

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.  The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.  The vet examine... read more..
Art Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3299
<1min

Art Pun

An artist decided to buy a new easel. He wasn't too sure what type to get. At the art shop they offered him two, a big one and a small one. He pondered for a while and finally decided on the lesser... read more..
False Prophets
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2843
<1min

False Prophets

A lady came to a famous poet and handed him a piece of paper, explaining, "The Lord has given me this poem." The poet scanned the appalling doggerel she had written, then wadded it up and threw it in... read more..
Quote #2192
Quotes
Susan Davis
1085
<1min

Quote #2192

Socrates: to do is to be Plato: to be is to do Scooby: do be do... read more..
One-Liner #1757
One-liners
Susan Davis
1198
<1min

One-Liner #1757

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into ... Why are you even in the kitchen right now?... read more..
My Reward I’ll Eat It if I Want To
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1527
4 min read

My Reward I’ll Eat It if I Want To

One day last week, I was up early working in my office as I normally do. I happened to pause what I was doing for a moment and smelled this wonderful aroma. I know it wasn’t me because I hadn’t tak... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4836 - July 6, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
141
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4836 - July 6, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day,... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 6, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day, work all day, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again. ... read more..
Confident Professor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1275
<1min

Confident Professor

In appreciation of their hard work during the school year, a group of professors were invited to sight seeing flight that was leaving from a nearby airport. When the doors closed and the plane was ab... read more..
Quote #2191
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2191

We ask, "Who deserves it?" Jesus asks, "Who needs it?" - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1756
One-liners
Susan Davis
1235
<1min

One-Liner #1756

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.... read more..
TV Quote
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6091
<1min

TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. -- Gallagher... read more..
Noisy Neighbors
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
9039
<1min

Noisy Neighbors

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!" His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't yo... read more..
Giving 100%
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2827
<1min

Giving 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. What makes life 100?? Well, if: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4 etc to Z = 2... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4835 - July 2, 2023
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4835 - July 2, 2023

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 2, 2023
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1002
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which is not surprising because I think they have been in my mouth... read more..
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