Monthly Archive

August 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 51 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3993

Thanks

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around.  Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.  Finally he ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1422

Job Interviews

Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit. "What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for $500!" "T... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
182

Quote #2199

"He who does not desire power is fit to hold it." - Plato read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
197

One-Liner #1764

Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days - or 'Snickers' as they are now called.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2661

Beach Pun

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, exce... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
165

One-Liner #1766

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
192

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
303

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3010

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2755

Bathroom Supply

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1863

Christianity Is a Crutch

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
195

Quote #2200

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
185

One-Liner #1765

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
253

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3300

Helicopter Ride

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
349

Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
222

Quote #2198

Faith can move mountains but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel. - Unknown... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4999

Computer Cup Holder

This is the call a Tech Rep friend of mine took one day: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is.  How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8344

Bell Pun

Fran and Al were honeymooning in France, visiting all the historic sites. Today's highlight was to have been the visit to the famous bell tower at the Cathedral of Saint Lorraine near Nice. They had ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1474

Red Tape

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
247

One-Liner #1763

The word queue is ironic - it's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.... read more..

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