Monthly Archive

2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 348 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
35

Cybersalt News - July 18th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where you stand on the doctrine of original sin, the fallenness of mankind, and if the... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3225

Who’s the Boss? A Husband’s Comical Mistake 🤣

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss." Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
443

Against All Odds

- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario. As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find h read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
77

Quote #2276

The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't. - Unknown... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
50

One-Liner #1841

I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5414

Ironic Phone Call

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.  His chum asked, "What happened to you?" The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron." "What happened to... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1884

Battle Re-enactment

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1526

Prison Sign Fail

Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York: "The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
33

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are having lovely summer weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I am making sure I notice how nice it is so I can look back on these days when it is no longer lo... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
65

Quote #2275

“Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.” Unknown... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
67

One-Liner #1840

I saw a woman in a parking lot crying because she lost $200 ... I felt so bad for her, I gave her $40 from the $200 I had just found in that parking lot.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2996

A Texas Blessing

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders passFire ant castles in the gr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2207

Buffalo 2

Visitor: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos." Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd'." Visitor: "Heard what?" Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffalos." Visitor: "Sure, I've heard of buffalos. There's a bi... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1506

Vain Religion

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizer... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
165

My Only Exercise is Jumping to Conclusions

Over the past few weeks (or was it months?) I've been recovering from some health issues. They were not that serious, just annoying. I spent one day in the hospital and the rest of the time in bed, wh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
45

Cybersalt News - July 11th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am off to the dentist this morning. My favourite dental hygienist has retired so I hope her replacement is good. I also hope she is positive, even though she will spend m... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
63

Quote #2274

I listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard. - Unknown... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3038

Handy Gadget

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn be... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1550

Excitement

One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
49

One-Liner #1839

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
100

Shoulda Woulda Coulda

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. I'll call it my oughtabiography.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
344

A Walk Across the Gym

- photo by Susan PageFollowing Sunday morning services, many in our congregation go to the gym for coffee/tea/ and fellowship. This is the morning highlight for those needing their coffee fix. I am no read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
61

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2024

Please note that I originally wrote this last week (June 30th) but the Cybersalt Digest did not go out due to technical problems (technically, I made a mistake again!) Sunday greetings, everyone! A ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
89

From Goats to BMWs

At our small group Bible Study meeting this week, the leader was comparing modes of transportation in Bible times to present day vehicles. A female donkey was easy to control and a preferred means of... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
98

One-Liner #1838

Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
67

Cybersalt News - July 4th, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - happy 4th of July to my US subscribers! The cherry tree at Cybersalt World Headquarters is all picked - by the starlings, crows, robins, and especially racoons. The racoon... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
93

One-Liner #1837

My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3703

African Marriage

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Davis
199

A Gentle Whisper

- photo by Susan PageOnce a week I have the privilege of sharing lunch with my special needs friend. Often, I need to remind her to use her indoor voice. I have the opposite problem with my youngest read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
73

Quote #2273

If you think you love "Freedom" but you don't care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is "Privilege." - unknown... read more..