2024 - Monthly Archive

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4972 - December 29, 2024

29 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4972 - December 29, 2024

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - for the last time in 2024! Grandma Cybersalt and I are praying that your 2025 will be a year of blessi... read more..

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 29, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - for the last time in 2024! Grandma Cybersalt and I are praying that your 2025 will be a year of blessing, personal growth, and gratefulness to Jesus. It's a heck of a tim... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2321

"It takes two years to learn to speak and sixty to learn to keep quiet." - Ernest Hemingway read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Gift Parrot

There was a man who travelled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty diffe... read more..

Lesson in Teamwork: Buddy the Blind Horse 🚗

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Lesson in Teamwork: Buddy the Blind Horse 🚗

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

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For All Comrades

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.... read more..

28 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

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One-Liner #1886

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.... read more..

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

The Regifting Queen of the Family

Sitting around the Christmas tree with my family and opening up Christmas presents, it stirred fond memories of my Aunt Edith. She was known as The Regifting Queen of our family. And believe me, she e... read more..

28 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

It All Boils Down to One Thing

Of all the things I have learned, one has made a difference in my life. I hear stories about how married couples are unhappy. Today, something must be wrong with you if you haven't been divorced and ... read more..

26 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

677

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Cybersalt News - December 26, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Grandma Cybersalt and I hope that your Christmas was a blessed one, even if it could not be a merry one. Regardless of what the day after Christmas brings you, keep placing... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4971 - December 25, 2024

25 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

43

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4971 - December 25, 2024

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. With yesterday being the Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice (the shortest day for daylight), today w... read more..

24 Dec

Susan Page

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It's Christmas Day

- photo by Susan PageI wish I were the star that sparkledSo brightly in the sky that nightTo show the Shepherds where to find HimThe babe, Emmanuel, the Lord of Light Or maybe I would be the mangerTh read more..

24 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Day After Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of theirs read more..

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

24 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5671

2 min read

Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case5. S read more..

24 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2320

"When we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans - and all that li read more..

24 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

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Melodic Assault 🎵

This morning I was walking down the street and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn! I think it was an orchestrated attack.... read more..

24 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

727

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One-Liner #1885

I understand why we need warning labels on products but I think they should start including the back story of why the warning was necessary ... just to spice things up.... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4970 - December 22, 2024

22 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

51

6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4970 - December 22, 2024

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. With yesterday being the Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice (the shortest day for daylight), today w... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

757

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Cybersalt News - December 22, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. With yesterday being the Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice (the shortest day for daylight), today will be longer than yesterday by about 20 seconds. You know what that... read more..

21 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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4 min read

Christmas Downsizing

IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYED The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether th... read more..

21 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Who Started Christmas?

A woman was out Christmas shopping with her two children. After many hours of looking at row after row of toys and everything else imaginable, and after hours of hearing both her children asking for e... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

805

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School Shenanigans 🤣

I'm reading a book about school truancy by Marcus Absent.... read more..

21 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

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Quote #2319

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. - Cathy Guisewite... read more..

21 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

760

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One-Liner #1884

If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents. - Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder... read more..

21 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1060

4 min read

Another Jingle Bell on the Tree

Working in my office the other morning, I heard some rattling noises on the other side of the house. Being as busy as I was, I didn't take the time to find out what that noise was all about. When I'm ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4969 - December 19, 2024

19 Dec

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

49

5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4969 - December 19, 2024

Click here to view this edition online! Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. For the last month or so, Canada Post has been on strike. However the "posties" (not a bad term here in ... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 19, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. For the last month or so, Canada Post has been on strike. However the "posties" (not a bad term here in Canada) returned to work on Tuesday. Grandma Cybersalt and I could t... read more..

Licence to Krill: The Lobster Conspiracy Unveiled

18 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Licence to Krill: The Lobster Conspiracy Unveiled

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says t... read more..

18 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Eve

by Ruth Sockett I have not wrapped a present and the paper's disappeared. The children are hysterical, they just found Santa's beard. The baby ate a Christmas ball, there's eggnog in my tea Daddy's ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

900

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Siberian Snow or Rain?

A Russian named Rudolph and his wife were on a train traveling across Siberia when it started snowing outside. His wife said, look Rudy, it's snowing. He said no, that is rain. She said I'm pretty su... read more..