Monthly Archive

April 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 79 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mabel's Aid

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Ma... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2847
<1min

Children in Restaurants

The waitress comes over and recognizes the family seated at the table -- Mr. and Mrs. Smith and their little son, Jonathan. She says, "Jonathan, what would you like?" He says, "I'll have a grilled ch... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
142
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5099 - April 5, 2026

Cybersalt NewsResurrection Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! You would think that after watching as many fail videos as I have, I would know better. And yet... here we are. On Fr read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
248
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 5, 2026

Resurrection Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! You would think that after watching as many fail videos as I have, I would know better. And yet... here we are. On Friday I did the thing.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
309
<1min

Quote #2449

The Birth of Christ is the eucatastrophe of Man's history. The Resurrection is the eucatastrophe of the story of the Incarnation. This story begins and ends in joy. . . . There is no tale ever told th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5902
<1min

Reading at Lunchtime

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park.  He sat down on a bench and began eating.  Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating M... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
301
<1min

One-Liner #2013

If I had a dollar for every time algebra has helped me in real life, I'd have x dollars.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
646
4 min read

Retiring My Insanity

After some months of intense reflection, I have come to the conclusion that it is time for my insanity to retire. The evidence before me is so overwhelming that I'm not sure I have any other choice. A... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3095
<1min

Stethoscope Wonder

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little one's chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with aw... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
327
<1min

A Funny Look

I read that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet. The ones I've seen only have four.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
216
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5098 - April 2, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Even with one of my granddaughters sitting beside me, I have to admit that watching the Artemis II rocket lift off yesterday made me feel like a littl read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
380
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Even with one of my granddaughters sitting beside me, I have to admit that watching the Artemis II rocket lift off yesterday made me feel like a little boy again. I know t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
327
<1min

Quote #2448

"Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone suddenly loves grapes, and a week's worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting ban read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
313
<1min

Vision Extraordinaire

I just accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Chicken Farming

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Tur... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
346
<1min

One-Liner #2012

People's IQs should be presented like the weather: Actual IQ: 97Feels like: 72... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
627
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Forgive

In the garden, lonesome in griefHis soul came begging sweet reliefBlood-soaked tears poured down like rain,soaking the path of heart-seared pain His friends were close, yet could not becompanions in ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4672
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The New Alphabet for Older People

A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is for fissures and fluid retentionG is ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3141
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Following Jesus

Jesus: Follow me Many of Us: How about I go to a building once a week for a couple of hours and we call it good? Jesus: Huh?... read more..

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