Monthly Archive

February 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 65 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Aging

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her. "Trust me," she... read more..
Quote #1798
Quotes
Susan Davis
1978
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Quote #1798

"If we don't teach our children to follow Christ, the world will teach them not to." - Unknown read more..
Pulpit Grammar
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1949
<1min

Pulpit Grammar

A little primer for homiletics: I heard you say you speak good. I know you meant well.... read more..
One-liner #1356
One-liners
Susan Davis
1740
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One-liner #1356

I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4426 - February 14, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
70
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4426 - February 14, 2019

  Issue #4426                           Cybersalt News Oh look, a very rare Valentine's Chicken Thursday! I realize Valentine' read more..
Cybersalt News - February 14, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1096
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2019

Oh look, a very rare Valentine's Chicken Thursday! I realize Valentine's Day isn't always an easy day. Whether it is for you or not, give Psalm 91 a read today and try to spot the "chickenish" part t... read more..
Dog Wash
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4878
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Dog Wash

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if... read more..
Tips on Love
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5398
3 min read

Tips on Love

Tips on Love ... From Those Who Should Know (All questions were answered by kids, age 5-10) What is the proper age to get married?"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, a... read more..
Speaking of Romance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1682
<1min

Speaking of Romance

"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm," replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are read more..
Vaguelybond Heart
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1821
<1min

Vaguelybond Heart

Valentine's Day: Have I told you lamely that I love you?... read more..
Quote #1797
Quotes
Susan Davis
2015
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Quote #1797

"The Maker of the Stars would rather die for you than live without you. That is a fact." - Max Lucado read more..
One-liner #1355
One-liners
Susan Davis
1606
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One-liner #1355

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4425 - February 10, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
73
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4425 - February 10, 2019

  Issue #4425                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is read more..
Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 10, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Body of Christ closed FaceBook group is a place where we post updates and prayer requests for the refugees we are supporting in various ways.https://www.facebook.com/gr... read more..
Have Mouth, Will Stutter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2010
4 min read

Have Mouth, Will Stutter

I pride myself with the ability to express myself with the proper wording. I enjoy words and seeing how they relate one to another. Unfortunately, it has not always the case. I have found through the... read more..
One-liner #1354
One-liners
Susan Davis
1880
<1min

One-liner #1354

Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.... read more..
Freezer Order
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4579
<1min

Freezer Order

I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals. Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or "Beef Pot Pie." If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever," "Anything," "I Do... read more..
Faithfulness Ensured
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1720
<1min

Faithfulness Ensured

Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project... read more..
Quote #1796
Quotes
Susan Davis
2221
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Quote #1796

"Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution." - Unknown read more..
Renovation Reality
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1975
<1min

Renovation Reality

The plumber is at the door carrying your new kitchen faucet and basin.  Let that sink in!... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4424 - February 7, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
79
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4424 - February 7, 2019

  Issue #4424                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather he read more..
Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1088
<1min

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We actually are getting some cold weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so we are trying to stay all snug and warm like today's chicken. I hope you are too! Enjoy t... read more..
Pastoral Staff Prayers
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4958
<1min

Pastoral Staff Prayers

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off with, "Lord, my daughter is about to go away to college... read more..
Curve Hand
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4298
<1min

Curve Hand

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night dragged on without a single car going by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Su... read more..
Aging With Love
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1899
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Aging With Love

I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair right at the front, I pointed to my forehead. "Have you seen t... read more..
Quote #1795
Quotes
Susan Davis
2243
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Quote #1795

"In the kingdom of God, as long as you're still fighting, you're winning. God doesn't hand out medals for performance. He hands out crowns for perseverance." - Holley Gerth read more..
No Looking Back
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2021
<1min

No Looking Back

I took my memories back to the dry cleaners to have them repressed. (One Hour Service)... read more..
One-liner #1353
One-liners
1745
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One-liner #1353

Descriptions: The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4423 - February 3, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
81
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4423 - February 3, 2019

  Issue #4423                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help read more..
Cybersalt News - February 3, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1156
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Cybersalt News - February 3, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I'm happy to announce a new way you can help refugees and persecuted Christians through Cybersalt. Most of you are familiar with the Be a Billionaire fundraiser that helps ... read more..
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