March 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

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Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

17 Mar

Funny Signs

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Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Tired of My Puns?

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

17 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Little Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

17 Mar

One-liners

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One-liner #1005

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..

17 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1453

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..

17 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

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Dog Noise Complaint

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..

17 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint Enjoy the r... read more..

16 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the gam... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Seminary Chops

Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight: They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.... read more..

16 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1004

Piety: you had me at pie.... read more..

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. - You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. - The soles of yo... read more..

16 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1452

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least." read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

15 Mar

Funny Car Pictures

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Printed Headlight

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

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Baker Spell

How could a baker not know how flower is spelt?... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1451

There is never going to be a time when you will look at God and say, "You're so predictable!" read more..

Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

15 Mar

Illustrations

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Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. H... read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

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One-liner #1003

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday and I'll tell you what . . . never again!... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Goober Celebration

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober An ice cream store employee is standing behind the co... read more..

15 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016

Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites running on Joomla you ... read more..

14 Mar

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cat Relax

I think I know who got into the muscle relaxants. ... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2016

When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort alphabetically (ye... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Monastery Choir

The local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.... read more..

14 Mar

One-liners

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One-liner #1001

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.... read more..

14 Mar

Illustrations

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Soul Winning Efforts

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... read more..

14 Mar

Quotes

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Quote #1450

"The water only becomes wine when you draw some out." - Mark Chironna read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

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Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. Af... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Goober Doubling

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Mr. & Mrs. Goober have been back from their honey... read more..

14 Mar

FunBlog

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Solar Eclipse Seen From Satellite

On March 9, 2016, a solar eclipse was witnessed starting at sunrise over Sumatra and ending at sunset north of Hawaii. This is time lapse photography of that event as seen from Satellite Himawari... read more..