Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:
www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say

Here honey, you use the remote.

Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

While I'm up, can I get you something to drink?

Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?

I just like to be held.

Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?

Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Th Batchelor.

Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on.

We never talk anymore.