Monthly Archive

April 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 113 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flat Screen TV

 Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good  . . . on paper." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
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Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1901
4 min read

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Judging Others

Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the la... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..

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