logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    The Night of Thanksgiving

    And after all is said and done.....the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Insured Voice

    A cantor, the man who sings the prayers at a synagogue, brags before his congregation in…
  • Over-reacting to kidney stones

    Overreacting

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
  • Default Image

    Dressing Down

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
  • Default Image

    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
  • Default Image

    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
  • Default Image

    Dentist Bill

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
  • Default Image

    Drug Shirt

    My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to…
  • How to be handy around the house - in 10 easy steps.

    Ten Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House

    1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an…
  • Default Image

    Medical News

    Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad…
  • Default Image

    Graduation Speech Notes

    When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from…
  • Default Image

    Golf Lesson

    This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one…
  • Default Image

    Wake Up Call

    An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service…
  • Default Image

    Check The Mirror

    Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…

sickIt was the toughest experience of my life.

First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.

These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.

Realizing that perhaps I might do better with another doctor, I made an appointment at new medical office. The receptionist had me fill out forms that included my medical history.

I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.

Powered By JFBConnect