April 2013 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The End Of The World

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS National Enquirer: SHEEP MISSING ALL OVER WORLD Micr... read more..

04 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Relevancy

The pastor told the search committee, "If I am voted in as pastor of this church, I will work hard to bring us into the 20th century." Someone spoke up, "Uh, Preacher, don't you mean the 21st century... read more..

04 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1361

"Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable."- G.K. Chesterton read more..

04 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Favorite Superhero

My favorite superhero is Oxymoron - the stain-fighting stupid person.... read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0913

"Whether you mean it or not, be sincere!" read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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ET - Extra Terrestrial

This bible cartoon features ET the Extra Terrestrial sharing his paraphrase advice on living a Purpose Driven Life.. BE GOOD... read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Service not Serve us

This bible cartoon calls the christian church to be involved in 'Christian service', not simply attend where 'Christians serve us' read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Tree Crooked - Christmas

This Christmas cartoon remembers those crooked live Christmas trees read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Consider the flowers

This gospel cartoon features the truth of God's care and to consider the flowers of the field read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Crystal Ball - picking basketball games

This March Madness cartoon features a couple consulting a medium to predict her brackets read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Daniel and the Lions Den - or dandelion

This sunday school cartoon recalls my son Nathan retelling to us what he learned in Sunday School read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Fumble - an offering plate moment

This church cartoon features a dropped offering plate during football season read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Funny isn't it

This Heven cartoon features two angels surprised to meet each other in Heaven read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Job - much like Alexander

This bible cartoon from the book of Job compares the lessons from the Bible book of Job with a similar message to the children's book Alexanders No Good Very Bad Day read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Christmas Carolers - PC type

This Christmas cartoon features politically correct Christmas Carolers read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Plastic Flowers

This love cartoon shares the simple truth, plastic flowers are not the way to a woman's heart read more..

Road to Eternity - don't tell me how to drive

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Road to Eternity - don't tell me how to drive

This bible cartoon from the book of Proverbs warns us to be careful the road you drive read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Server - pie

This Christian cartoon shares a server at a pie shop with a chip on his shoulder read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Slinky Dress

This bible proverb shares the danger of spending time with a prostititue or as found in this cartoons a woman in a slinky dress or a slinky in a dress read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Teacher Tenure

This bible cartoon shares the message about teachers who do not make the grade read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Too Busy Serving - Paul

This bible cartoon features the Apostle Paul who was TOO BUSY SERVING to be discouraged bybeatings, snake bites, ship wrecks, or doing jail time. read more..

04 Apr

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Zit Popping - Leviticus skin laws

This bible cartoon from the book of Leviticus is paraphrased to deal with acne and zits read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3943 - April 4, 2013

04 Apr

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

42

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3943 - April 4, 2013

Issue #3943 Today's Table of Contents Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site to read more..

04 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - April 4, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Shopping With Grandma" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shopping-with-grandma There... read more..

03 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Shopping With Grandma

Some people will do anything to get the seniors' discount! ... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Can You See Me?

I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-impaired adults. Many participants have a condition known as macular degeneration, which makes it difficult for them to distinguish fa... read more..

03 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1360

"The weakest believer and the strongest saint are alike equally justified. Justification admits no degrees. A man is either wholly justified or wholly condemned in the sight of God."- C.J. Mahaney read more..

03 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Bunch of Flowers

"Life is like a bunch of flowers"- Florist Gump read more..

03 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0912

"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

03 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Easter Truth

Matt preached a phenomenal sermon on Sunday, and I was lucky enough to talk things through with him earlier in the week, so the truths have had extra time to sink in to my blown mind (unrelated: if pa... read more..