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Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 207 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today; it's a sign your city works crew is for the birds.  You'll find "Pothole Goose" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pothole-goose  ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Arrest at the Gate

St. Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down. "Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks. "No, it's all right. It won't be long" and he distractedly looks at hi... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pothole Goose

You know your city works department is for the birds when . . . ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Animal Race Stats

Some racehorses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Credit Requests

An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a catalog company: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a short... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1471

"The only person who dares wake up a king at 3:00am for a glass of water is a child. We have that kind of access." - Timothy Keller read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 8, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. To see why there are fewer dirty dishes when dad is watching the kids go to "Dirty Dishes" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dirty-dishes E... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Patient Confession

Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone. He didn't tell a soul about it, and nothing happened for more than two mont... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Military Computer Manners

The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problem... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dirty Dishes

There are fewer dirty disheswhen dad watches the kids. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1470

"But he who dares not grasp the thorn, should never crave the rose." - Anne Brontë read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Believe me, the irony that the link for yesterday's inspirational video "Taking God Seriously" was actually the link for "Jazz Cows" was not lost on me. The correct link is... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Boomer Songs Re-released

Hey Baby Boomers! Some of our old favorites have been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies." Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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You've Got Mail - Old School!

AOL, eat your heart out:"You've got mail - old school!" ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1469

"As scarce as truth is, it has always been in excess of the demand." - Josh Billings read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Best Man

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and was watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Let It Rest

MORAL: God knows what He's doing for all of us. He is the potter, and we are His clay. He will mold us and make us, so that we may be made into a flawless piece of work to fulfill His good, pleasing, ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 6, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you like cows and jazz music, you'll really like "Jazz for Cows" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/jazz-for-cows  There is also a new Inspiring Video on ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Jazz For Cows

If you like jazz and you like cows you will find this video simply bovine. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1468

"The kids who need the most love will ask for it in the most unloving of ways." - unknown  read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
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Taking God Seriously

A video featuring J.I. Packer encouraging us to take God seriously. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Prescription

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the gre... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Art of Romance

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 5, 2016

There is a new Funny Military Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Major Wedgie" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/major-wedgie  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Flat Tire

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain. A patient, l... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Major Wedgie

And that's how Ben got the nickname"Major Wedgie" ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Return

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up to the return counter at Walmart and says to the clerk, "I'd like to return this thermos." "Is it defective?"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Squeezed

Walking through a park, I passed a massive oak tree. A vine had grown up along its trunk. The vine started small - nothing to bother about. But over the years the vine had gotten taller and taller. By... read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1467

"To trust God in the light is nothing, but to trust him in the dark - that is faith." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
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Riveting Documentary

I'm watching a documentary on how they attach those little metal things onto jeans. It's riveting.... read more..

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