Monthly Archive

In high school, I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun - that may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.- Rita Rudner... read more..

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?... read more..

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.... read more..

It's not so much about "Why this?" as "What's next?"... read more..

Just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.... read more..

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'Where on earth is the ceiling?!'... read more..

Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9 PM.... read more..

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.(Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman)... read more..

Municipal golf course sign: "Please don't find lost balls until they stop rolling."... read more..

My daughter asked me one time, "Daddy, before you married Mommy, who told you how to drive?"... read more..

My dog treats me like family - the cats treat me like staff.-- Ed Hector... read more..

My grandfather is hard of hearing, he needs to read lips - I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses those yellow high-lighters.- Brian Kiley... read more..

My home town was so small that in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened.... read more..

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.... read more..

Never use a humongous word where a diminutive one will suffice.... read more..

Nina was at the Motor Vehicle Bureau applying for a driver's license filling out the forms. When she came to the line "Color of Hair," she put, "L'oreal Preference 8 1/2B."... read more..

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.... read more..

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.... read more..

On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7.... read more..

On the wall of a Baltimore Estate:Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law - Sisters of Mercy.... read more..

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.... read more..

Politicians: People who, when they see the light at the end of the tunnel, order more tunnel.... read more..

Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.... read more..

Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf.... read more..

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.~ Victor Borge... read more..

Stupidity is like nuclear power: it can be used for good or evil - but you still don't want to get any on you.... read more..

The "problem" with today's society, is that; (no one) knows how, to punctuate correctly, anymore?... read more..

The colder the X-ray table the more of you has to be on it.... read more..

The first line of the notice said, "Please Take Notice," so I took it.... read more..

The meeting of the clairvoyant society has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.... read more..