Monthly Archive

August 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 72 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1739

Idealism

My friend Julie and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Julie made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an envi... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1736

One-liner #0923

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute - I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2195

Phone Card

I tried to call you the other day from a pay phone, but I put in my donor card instead of my calling card. It cost me an arm and a leg.      ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1312

Quote #1371

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3755

Johnny In The Garden

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That's horrible! You can't eat worms!"... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
128

Three Things Thursday [Vol. 19]

Ah how I love the miscellany I get to write about on Thursdays! From daily life to spiritual life to sarcastic reflections on pregnancy, it’s just so nice to have this outlet for sharing three t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1260

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, it's been a while (May 9) since the last Cybersalt mailing.  Here are some of the highlights that kept Cybersalt Headquarters humming. Our grandson visited us fo... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2813

Practical Marriage

A Pastor was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding.  An anxious old man met him at the door.  The pastor sat down to counsel him.  The Pastor asked several questions. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1670

One Nice Person

I was headed to Cincinnati Ohio. The plane was due to leave at 5pm. I was to connect to a flight from Charlotte, NC at 7:10, and from Charlotte fly to Cincinnati. It was raining. The flight was late... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1433

Quote #1370

"Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good."- C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2417

Type A Blood

They said I have Type A blood but it was a Type O. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1720

One-liner #0922

  “They all laughed when I said I’d become a comedian - well, they’re not laughing now!”- Bob Monkhouse   read more..

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