Monthly Archive

August 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 72 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Pet Lobsters

After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.  He is approached by the game warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0925

"When one door closes another one opens, you should really get that cabinet fixed." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Karl Marx's Tomb

Karl Marx's tomb is a communist plot.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Goober Hunters Flying

Two Goober hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.  They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.  The pilot came back as arranged to pic... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Refs and Hot Moms

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Song of Solomon for Referees read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Young Stag

  This article page features Song of Solomon 2:9 paraphrased with a nightmare vision read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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No Condemnation

  This article page features a cartoon illustration of Romans 8:1 where there is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Acts Herod Worms

  This article page features a bible cartoon from Acts 12:23 where evil King Herod is struck down and eaten by worms read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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A Day at the ROM

I have sore feet tonight after spending the day at the Royal Ontario Museum. A group of friends joined us to spend Esther’s second-last day in Toronto together, and it was great to finally check... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Jesus' Better Ministry

Jesus' ministry as High Priest is better than that of the high priests descended from Aaron. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20130804.mp3... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone. It's been an long time since I sent out a Sunday mailing.  The Westside Bible Church web site is up to date with recordings of my messages from recent months.  I'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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More Church Bulletin Humor

*More Church Bulletin Humor* Sermon Outline:I. Delineate your fearII. Disown your fearIII. Displace your rear - Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. - If you would like to make a dona read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  You'll see what the bears are doing at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bears-play Enjoy the... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Bears Play

Have you ever wondered what happens when you aren't around?  Here's what the bears are doing. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Prime of Life

I'm in the prime of my life: in that 53 is an irreducible integer. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Family Moving

When my father-in-law decided to move after his retirement, he invited us to his home to take a few pieces of furniture he wanted us to have. One item was beautiful but very heavy - an antique dining... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car

*Top Ten Signs You've Bought a Lemon of a Car* 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system o read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1372

“Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty.”- Corrie ten Boom (1892 – 1983)... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 2, 2013

It's official!  The month of July saw record precipitation (zero) and a record 431 metric hours of sunshine (the equivalent of 3017 dog hours or 125 dog days of summer) at Cybersalt World Headqua... read more..

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