Monthly Archive

August 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 238 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4165 - August 20, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4165 - August 20, 2016

Cybersalt News If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt read more..
Cybersalt News - August 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 20, 2016

If you have ever been totally excited about something and then ended up in total dread and dismay, you understand how Lou feels in the latest Funny Dog picture added to the Cybersalt site. You'll find... read more..
Quote #1551
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Quote #1551

"I myself am the enemy who also must be loved..." - Carl Jung read more..
One-liner #1103
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One-liner #1103

I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.... read more..
Dog Walk Surprise
Funny Dog Pictures
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Dog Walk Surprise

This was not the walk Lou expected. ... read more..
You Are Beautiful
Pearly Gates Jokes
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You Are Beautiful

Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Sarah, was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flatte... read more..
Stubby Purpose
Clean Puns
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Stubby Purpose

Broken pencils are pointless!... read more..
Judging Rounds
Illustrations
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Judging Rounds

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what ... read more..
Poor Widow
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Poor Widow

A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that she has no money left. The friend says, "How... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4164 - August 19, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4164 - August 19, 2016

Cybersalt News The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site is a good reminder to nurse your plants in the summer heat. You'll find "Garden Nursing" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/garden-nurs read more..
Cybersalt News - August 19, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 19, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site is a good reminder to nurse your plants in the summer heat. You'll find "Garden Nursing" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/garden-nursing Enjoy the re... read more..
Garden Nursing
Funny Pictures
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Garden Nursing

Don't forget to nurse your plantsin the summer heat. ... read more..
Customer Service and Tact
Illustrations
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Customer Service and Tact

At a diner, I was standing in line to pay my bill behind two women who handed the young waitress a credit card. After swiping the card, she loudly called out to her manager, "Mr. Allen, what do I do ... read more..
Sinner
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Sinner

The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions. At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, "Now does anyone here think they are with... read more..
Quote #1550
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Quote #1550

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Abraham Joshua Heschel read more..
Hairy Adjustment
Clean Puns
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Hairy Adjustment

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.... read more..
One-liner #1102
One-liners
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One-liner #1102

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4163 - August 18, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4163 - August 18, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot sing Britney Spears' song "Oops! ... I did it again", but I sure do get lots of chances to say its title. To summarize my latest error between my k read more..
Cybersalt News - August 18, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot sing Britney Spears' song "Oops! ... I did it again", but I sure do get lots of chances to say its title. To summarize my latest error between my keyboard and seat... read more..
Quote #1549
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Quote #1549

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better read more..
You Should See
Pearly Gates Jokes
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You Should See

Two small-town merchants were visiting New York City for the first time to attend a conference.  There was a large party thrown, with lots of food and refreshments. At the end of the party, they... read more..
One-liner #1101
One-liners
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One-liner #1101

I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.... read more..
Down with Newton
Clean Puns
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Down with Newton

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.... read more..
A Picture of Peace
Illustrations
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A Picture of Peace

There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and ... read more..
Paul Hunt - Balance Beam Performance
FunBlog
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Paul Hunt - Balance Beam Performance

Gymnastics clown, Paul Hunt, is no slouch on the balance beam - except maybe when he is hanging underneath it. ... read more..
Miles and Eggs
Clean Jokes
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Miles and Eggs

The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Mike," she said. "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are three dollars a dozen, how ol... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4162 - August 17, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4162 - August 17, 2016

Cybersalt News Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:www.cybersal read more..
Cybersalt News - August 17, 2016
Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - August 17, 2016

Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/pau... read more..
One-liner #1100
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One-liner #1100

"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists." - Joan Gussow read more..
Quote #1548
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Quote #1548

"Everywhere else in the world, loveliness precedes love. Only in the Gospel does love precede loveliness."  - Tullian Tchividjian read more..
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