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A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for a check up. After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all... read more..

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor'... read more..

When we rely on human wisdom and fancy words to try and convert people to following Jesus, we empty the cross of its power. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160911.mp3{/audio} Pastor Tim refer read more..

"Thou hast formed us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless till they find rest in Thee." - Augustine read more..

I am always going the extra mile: because I never stop for directions.... read more..

If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?... read more..

I enjoy people who enjoy their jobs, so I enjoy the people in today's FunBlog entry. You'll find "Knocking Big Rocks Down" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/knocking-big-rocks-down Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

I just want to be as thin as my patience.... read more..

I need to get in shape; if I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.... read more..

Two farmers were comparing notes on the poor harvest. "Jeb, I'm telling you the wheat was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors." "That's nothing, Grady. I had to lather my field and shave it."... read more..

The guy at the end sums it up the best, "It's fun to knock those bigs rocks down; it's very fun."  ... read more..

"Chains do not hold a marriage together.  It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years."   - Simone Signoret read more..

There are recent rumors that Julie Andrews did a concert for AARP (The American Association of Retired Persons). Ms. Andrews sang a favorite from the Sound of Music, "Favorite Things". There were a fe... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. Do you know someone who always likes to go bigger in a race? This guy looks like one of those types. Check out "Rubber D... read more..

We cannot all be famous or be listed in "Who's Who",But every person, great or small,has important work to do. For seldom do we realizethe importance of small deeds,Or to what degree of greatnes... read more..

"Somewhere, someone else is happy with less than you have." read more..

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go!... read more..

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.... read more..

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes. "Do you understand that what matters is whe... read more..

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the prea... read more..

There's always some guy who wants to go bigger. ... read more..

First impressions, though often wrong, are still very powerful - as Alice found out with her E-Harmony profile. You will find "E-Harmony Profile" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/e-harmony-profile ... read more..

Alice's E-Harmony profile was not generating any leads. ... read more..

"If I were called upon to state in a few words the essence of everything I was trying to say both as a novelist and as a preacher, it would be something like this: Listen to your life. See it for th read more..

I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said,... read more..

An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me to my room without supper if I misbehaved. But my son has his own color TV, telephone, computer, every computer... read more..

On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.... read more..

"We don't have a home-run hitter." - Tom, ruthlessly read more..

Do you have a kid who likes to play with their food? Maybe they'll grow up and do things like Anette in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Play With Your Food" at:www.cyb... read more..

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat a... read more..