September 2016 - Monthly Archive

13 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1981

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One-liner #1122

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; depends on how much happiness you can handle. -George Burns... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4186 - September 13, 2016

13 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

40

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4186 - September 13, 2016

Cybersalt News Yes, there were no mailings on the weekend and Monday. Since my sabbatical ended I've been *trying* to maintain healthier hours. That and a change in my sermon preparation habits comb read more..

13 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 13, 2016

Yes, there were no mailings on the weekend and Monday. Since my sabbatical ended I've been *trying* to maintain healthier hours. That and a change in my sermon preparation habits combined to bump thos... read more..

12 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3873

<1min

Blind Soccer

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice i... read more..

12 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2472

4 min read

Pardon My French, S'il Vous Plaît

When I was young, a saying went around, “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words/names will never hurt me.” Supposedly it was to make me ignore people saying nasty things about me. For the mos... read more..

12 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2639

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Self Image, Discipline, Dieting

A middle-aged man wasn't feeling well, so he went to the doctor for a check up. After a thorough examination, the doctor said, "Well, based on my examination, the best thing for you is to cut out all... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

5077

<1min

Combination Faith

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor'... read more..

11 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2068

<1min

Elephant Killing Wisdom

When we rely on human wisdom and fancy words to try and convert people to following Jesus, we empty the cross of its power. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160911.mp3{/audio} Pastor Tim refer read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2342

<1min

Quote #1569

"Thou hast formed us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless till they find rest in Thee." - Augustine read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1893

<1min

One-liner #1121

I am always going the extra mile: because I never stop for directions.... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1857

<1min

Say Cheese

If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4185 - September 9, 2016

09 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

36

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4185 - September 9, 2016

Cybersalt News I enjoy people who enjoy their jobs, so I enjoy the people in today's FunBlog entry. You'll find "Knocking Big Rocks Down" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/knocking-big-rocks-down Enjoy t read more..

09 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1409

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 9, 2016

I enjoy people who enjoy their jobs, so I enjoy the people in today's FunBlog entry. You'll find "Knocking Big Rocks Down" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/knocking-big-rocks-down Enjoy the rest of today... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2067

<1min

Diet Anticipation

I just want to be as thin as my patience.... read more..

08 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2036

<1min

One-liner #1120

I need to get in shape; if I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle.... read more..

08 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Harvesting, Frustration

Two farmers were comparing notes on the poor harvest. "Jeb, I'm telling you the wheat was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors." "That's nothing, Grady. I had to lather my field and shave it."... read more..

08 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2420

<1min

Knocking Big Rocks Down

The guy at the end sums it up the best, "It's fun to knock those bigs rocks down; it's very fun." ... read more..

08 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2057

<1min

Quote #1568

"Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years." - Simone Signoret read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

4880

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Senior "Favorite Things"

There are recent rumors that Julie Andrews did a concert for AARP (The American Association of Retired Persons). Ms. Andrews sang a favorite from the Sound of Music, "Favorite Things". There were a fe... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4184 - September 8, 2016

08 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

39

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4184 - September 8, 2016

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. Do you know someone who always likes to go bigger in a race? This guy looks like one of those types. Che read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1469

<1min

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. Do you know someone who always likes to go bigger in a race? This guy looks like one of those types. Check out "Rubber D... read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3193

<1min

Brighten Your Corner

We cannot all be famous or be listed in "Who's Who",But every person, great or small,has important work to do. For seldom do we realizethe importance of small deeds,Or to what degree of greatnes... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2723

<1min

Quote #1567

"Somewhere, someone else is happy with less than you have." read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1840

<1min

One-liner #1119

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year: only 15 to go!... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1999

<1min

Which Way Shouldn't I Go?

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

4636

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Do You Understand?

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes. "Do you understand that what matters is whe... read more..

07 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6137

<1min

Dead Mule

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the prea... read more..

07 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4064

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Rubber Duck Race

There's always some guy who wants to go bigger. ... read more..

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4183 - September 7, 2016

07 Sep

Cybersalt Digest Archive

Pastor Tim

40

3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4183 - September 7, 2016

Cybersalt News First impressions, though often wrong, are still very powerful - as Alice found out with her E-Harmony profile. You will find "E-Harmony Profile" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/e read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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<1min

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2016

First impressions, though often wrong, are still very powerful - as Alice found out with her E-Harmony profile. You will find "E-Harmony Profile" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/e-harmony-profile ... read more..