Monthly Archive

October 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 351 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2091

Doctor's Bill

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2163

Dampen The Mood

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5818

Decorated Electric Chair

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1420

Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..

04 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6738

Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9235

Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1759

One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4987

CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

04 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6264

Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

04 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1614

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there - remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK. I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

13076

Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5552

Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6353

Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5265

Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

03 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5212

Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway! ... read more..

03 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1708

Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

03 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1818

One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..

03 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2087

Church Challenge

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..

02 Oct

Sermons

Marcia Lee Laycock

1665

Good News Stewardship

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..

01 Oct

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

10133

Santa Scooter

Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..

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