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My daughter and I planted four trees in our backyard recently. They were little more than twigs when she brought them home. She was able to hold all four of them in the palm of one hand. Still, with f... read more..

"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?" read more..

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living." read more..

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day.  You can find links to the 5 most recently added images... read more..

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."- David Richerby read more..

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion. ... read more..

The first snow of the year showed why parking revenues were down. ... read more..

He did on that first Christmas! ... read more..

If the shoe fits, wear it. ... read more..

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now. ... read more..

Tyranny lives on every street. ... read more..

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry read more..

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, boug... read more..

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he'd encounter worms who were trying desperately ... read more..

Even on vacation, Jonah could not get a break. ... read more..

"You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it's not a mistake, it's a choice." read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street? ... read more..

Those Ginsu Knife commercials are getting carried away with their demonstrations! ... read more..

One sign your medical plan is cheaping out on you. ... read more..

The army has eggs in spades! ... read more..

Because changing a flat tire can be so messy. ... read more..

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But t... read more..

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birt... read more..

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?" "No." "Come on D... read more..

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." read more..

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like." read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's feature funny page is "Mouse on Mars" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mouse-on-mars Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke... read more..