Monthly Archive

October 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 363 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Making the Most of Life

"Making the Most of Life" If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another; if I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother; if I can wi read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1192

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."- CS Lewis read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0739

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2738

Myna Birds

To enforce the ban against exporting myna birds, the State trained lions to guard its frontiers. One day two smugglers tried to sneak a mynah bird out of the country while the border lions ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4112

Dumbest Tree Fellers

If you are looking for a video tutorial on how to cut down a tree, this is not the video you are looking for! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4235

Clinton Deploys Vowels

This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Microsoft Cell Phone

Microsoft's new cell phone may not lead to world domination of the market just yet. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3847

Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron

Not what Private Johnson expected when he volunteered for the elite Navy Seal Shark Squadron. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3318

News Crew In Line Of Fire

Some news crews are just too agressive. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4122

Keep Right

There is nothing left to say about this sign. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 14, 2011

Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not access Cybersalt pages on iPhones and Android phones (if you have a Blackberry that was a whole other issue - but you know about that!)  I lo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2937

Visiting Oxford

An guy was visiting Oxford University for the first time. He stopped a passing Oxford don and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at?" The don sneered, "You ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3578

Ugly the Tomcat

"Ugly The Tomcat" Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1191

"Vote for the man who promises the least. He will be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0738

"I'm a light eater - as soon as it's light, I start to eat."- Art Donovan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4498

Getting Dirt

"My wife gets more dirt out of a phone than she can out of a vacuum cleaner!"(Curly David)   read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3535

When Fish Dream

When fish dream. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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SUV Outhouse

This SUV is more utility than it is sport. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3439

A Very Mooving Protest

Local Animals Reach Point of Utter Frustration Thanks to site visitors who have told me this picture was used by Chick-Fil-A Restaurants in their advertising. I have contacted them for permission to ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3387

Switch Babysitters

Harry! I said, "Let's switch babysitters" not, "Let the switch baby-sit." ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4121

Mr. Spock Vulcan Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 13, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3201

Telephone Answering Ordeal

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1740

Slow Down Therapy

"Slow Down Therapy" 1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has r read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1190

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0737

"Women go to the grocery store with a shopping list and men go to the grocery store with an instruction list." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2317

Broken Horn

This scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway, when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence. The scoutmaster tried honking hi... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Invisible Stealth Plane

The military's new stealth fighter was a little scarey to get into. ... read more..