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Monthly Archive

October 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 194 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch!  Send the marine unit!  Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Stolen Office

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Newspaper Typo

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper.  "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday.  The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 15, 2012

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles.  Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Well Trained

Yeah, we get it:  he's well trained. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Caught in the Act

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share."  ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Donut Thinking

You're thinking donuts. I'm thinking donuts. We must be éclairvoyant. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0873

"I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1322

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Giving and Receiving

We often receive what we give. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

*Ways To Drive A Man Crazy* ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will find "iParenting 5" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5 ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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iParenting 5

Malak recently upgraded to iParenting 5. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Optimism

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I a... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1321

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Red Lights

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0872

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Yesterday Computer Song

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, The... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks to Joy P-P for the idea). You will find, "There Was A Spider" at:www.cy... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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There Was A Spider

Deacon James may have overreacted when he saw the spider, but he was pretty sure it was gone now. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Guidance

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazin... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1320

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."-  Theodore Roosevelt  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cartoonist News Flash

Newsflash: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0871

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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More Bumper Stickers

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..

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