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"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down… You have my Word." read more..

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My Soul (but my back hurts) Nobody Knows the Trouble I have Seeing Amazing Grace (Considering My Age) Just a read more..

Did you see my world record skydive from 23 miles up on Saturday?  Of course not!  Everybody is covering Felix Baumgartner's jump on Sunday from 24 miles.  Rodney Dangerfielded aga... read more..

Yeah, we get it:  he's well trained. ... read more..

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share."  ... read more..

You're thinking donuts. I'm thinking donuts. We must be éclairvoyant. read more..

"I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?" read more..

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

We often receive what we give. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

*Ways To Drive A Man Crazy* ~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will find "iParenting 5" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5 ... read more..

Malak recently upgraded to iParenting 5. ... read more..

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I a... read more..

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.... read more..

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?... read more..

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, The... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks to Joy P-P for the idea). You will find, "There Was A Spider" at:www.cy... read more..

Deacon James may have overreacted when he saw the spider, but he was pretty sure it was gone now. ... read more..

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazin... read more..

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."-  Theodore Roosevelt  read more..

Newsflash: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.... read more..

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier.  ... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..

The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the c... read more..

My father died on Jan 02, 1995. He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail. I didn't expect much really, since my sisters and I had been careful to notify his bank, i... read more..