October 2012 - Monthly Archive

15 Oct

Illustrations

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Caught in the Act

Catching her in the act, I confronted our 3-year-old granddaughter, "Are you eating your little sister's grapes?" I demanded. "No," she innocently replied, "I'm helping her share." ... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Puns

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Donut Thinking

You're thinking donuts. I'm thinking donuts. We must be éclairvoyant. read more..

15 Oct

One-liners

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One-liner #0873

"I love to give homemade gifts - which one of my kids do you want?" read more..

15 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1322

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

14 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Giving and Receiving

We often receive what we give. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121014.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

11 Oct

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - October 11, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today - a funny picture and and FunBlog entry. You will find "iParenting 5" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/iparenting-5 ... read more..

11 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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iParenting 5

Malak recently upgraded to iParenting 5. ... read more..

11 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1321

"In the New Testament church it says they were all amazed - And now in our churches everybody wants to be amused." - Leonard Ravenhill read more..

11 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Red Lights

I hate red lights at intersections: They make me cross.... read more..

11 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0872

Dear Star Wars: All galaxies are far, far away - could you be more specific?... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Yesterday Computer Song

Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, The... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - October 10, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. OK, the picture isn't funny, but I think the caption is! (Thanks to Joy P-P for the idea). You will find, "There Was A Spider" at:www.cy... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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There Was A Spider

Deacon James may have overreacted when he saw the spider, but he was pretty sure it was gone now. ... read more..

10 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Guidance

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazin... read more..

10 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1320

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad."- Theodore Roosevelt read more..

10 Oct

Clean Puns

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Cartoonist News Flash

Newsflash: Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.... read more..

10 Oct

One-liners

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One-liner #0871

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

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More Bumper Stickers

* FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. * I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was, "Always". * What is a f read more..

09 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier. ... read more..

09 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

09 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bike Lock Sandals

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Details

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..

09 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Pastors' Kids in Church

The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the c... read more..

09 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1319

"The quality of faith a person has is irrelevant, it is the object that that faith is placed in that is significant." read more..

09 Oct

Clean Puns

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Off To Home Depot

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..

09 Oct

One-liners

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One-liner #0870

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..

09 Oct

Clean Jokes

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Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

08 Oct

Funny Cat Pictures

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Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

08 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..