Monthly Archive

Geoff was absent from work because he caught a stomach bug. ... read more..

Officer O'Hara's first stake out revealed he needed training in blending in. ... read more..

Officer Jenkin's speed trap was unconventional - but effective just the same! ... read more..

What I MEANT was, "Pull over on to the shoulder of THE ROAD! ... read more..

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets. ... read more..

When Deputy Carl responded to a call people in three counties pulled over. ... read more..

The town hall meeting about the crime wave was going well. Meanwhile, outside . . . . . . ... read more..

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge.  ... read more..

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader!  Apply within."So the young man thought tha... read more..

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza.  There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant!  ... read more..

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that?  ... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Emergency at the boat launch!  Send the marine unit!  Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..