Monthly Archive

October 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 185 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4308

Off To Home Depot

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1596

One-liner #0870

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3448

Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1125

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
6189

Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1979

Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1677

Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3917

Toothaches

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1526

One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3598

Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
905

Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3389

Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1137

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3303

Heavenly Marriage

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident.  The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1190

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12112

Hygiene Date Help

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2329

Complaining

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1350

Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2581

Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1612

One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3353

I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2888

Toy Train In Space

Here's a fun video of a great father and son experience of sending a toy train into space.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1161

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Jed Clampett 2" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/jed-clampett-2 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1427

Quote #1316

‎"Friendship grows out of the vulnerability of allowing another person to see who you really are beneath the polite exterior." - Tim Challies... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2778

Origami Society

"I am sad to announce that the Origami Society has folded." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1517

One-liner #0867

"Autocorrect: It can be your worst enema." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3507

Marriage Wakeup

As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his parents loved each other. "They're so thoughtful," Barb said. "Why, your dad even brings your mom a cup of hot... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
14495

Jed Clampett 2

The first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1204

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny elephant picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-elephant-pictures/e... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
7566

Elephant Slide 2

Always look on the bright side of life. ... read more..

Results 151 - 180 of 185