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Monthly Archive

October 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 194 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Twenty-Two Acts of Random Kindness

This video reminds us it's not that hard to make people's days happier.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 9, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Bike Lock Sandals" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bike-lock-sandals Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8814

Bike Lock Sandals

Randy's heart wasn't in theft prevention - but his soles were. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1405

Details

A man walked into a very expensive bakery shop where they specialized in making cakes to order. "I'd like you to bake me a cake in the shape of the letter "S," he said. "Can you do that?" "Why certa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Pastor's Kids In Church

The minister of a well-attended, strong, and enthusiastic church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up. One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1716

Dead Men Read No Mail

My father died on Jan 02, 1995. He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail. I didn't expect much really, since my sisters and I had been careful to notify his bank, i... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1319

"The quality of faith a person has is irrelevant, it is the object that that faith is placed in that is significant." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4116

Off To Home Depot

"Well, I'm off to Home Depot - need to buy a couple of large pails for some outside chores, a medium pail for some inside washing, and maybe a small pail for taking to the beach. And there you have it read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1383

One-liner #0870

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3164

Workin' on the Railroad

Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2804

In Flight Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.  "Ladies and gentleman, this ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
909

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2012

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to everyone in the great white north! There is a new funny cat picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Cat Laxatives" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictur... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
5857

Cat Laxatives

That's when little Tiger found the laxatives. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1744

Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1318

"In the day-to-day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship. And an read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3717

Toothaches

"A toothache is a pain that drives you to extraction." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1344

One-liner #0869

"The worst part about sharing a name with someone famous: you're always telling people, no, I'm not THAT Batman." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3314

Pierced Ears

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
708

Good Gift!

Giving thanks is saying "Good gift!" to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121007.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3145

Laws of Computing

*Laws of Computing* * When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. * When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. * The read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
915

Cybersalt News - October 7, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a Rev. James Snyder article featured on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Early To Bed, Early To Rise, Makes A Man Want To Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org En... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2827

Heavenly Marriage

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident.  The two found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
963

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Hygiene Date Help" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/hygiene-date-help There is also a new FunBlog entry on the site as ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11152

Hygiene Date Help

Chad was a bit blurry on how hygiene could help land him a date. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2149

Complaining

A passenger train was creeping along painfully slowly when finally it creaked to a complete halt. One passenger saw a conductor walking by outside and yelled, "What's going on?" "Cow on the tra... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1317

“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.” - Rene Descartes... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2415

Cats Are Resting

Cats everywhere resting securely now that Curiosity is far away on Mars.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0868

The Swiss Army could totally dismantle the Swedish Army if they just added an Allen wrench to their knives.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3057

I'll Testify To That

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2579

Toy Train In Space

Here's a fun video of a great father and son experience of sending a toy train into space.  ... read more..

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