Monthly Archive

October 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 186 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4816

Bug Eating Man

Geoff was absent from work because he caught a stomach bug. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3728

Car Stake Out

Officer O'Hara's first stake out revealed he needed training in blending in. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3986

Speed Trap 2

Officer Jenkin's speed trap was unconventional - but effective just the same! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
3186

Car Shoulder

What I MEANT was, "Pull over on to the shoulder of THE ROAD! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5432

Radar Detector

There's an easier way to avoid speeding tickets. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5356

Police Siren

When Deputy Carl responded to a call people in three counties pulled over. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6406

Police Blocks

The town hall meeting about the crime wave was going well. Meanwhile, outside . . . . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1540

Dieting Dads

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthy items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of sugar-laden cookies. The man not... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1325

"When you need shoes for your kids, you go to the mall. When I need shoes for my kids, I go to my knees." - Cuban pastor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2504

Free Batteries

For those interested Radio Shack is giving away dead batteries today free of charge.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1465

One-liner #0876

“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7103

Questions Asked at National Parks

*Questions Asked at National Parks* *Everglades National Park:*Are the alligators real?Are the baby alligators for sale?Where are all the rides?What time does the two o'clock bus leave? *Mesa Verde read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
3002

1 800 Heaven

A lot of people have tried to come up with gimmicks and programs to get God's attention.This Bible Cartoon about a prayer hotline reminds us that even angels could not come up with a better access to ... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1334

Demons Tremble

This Bible cartoon reminds us that even though the horror movie industry always shows people terrified of demons, demons fear God even more. James 2:19 says that demons believe in one God and tre... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
900

Count The Cost

Count the cost of following Jesus before committing to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20121021.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7756

Mind Reader

One day a young man was visiting the fair, over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you to be a mind reader!  Apply within."So the young man thought tha... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1053

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2012

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today.   The first one is a new entry in my CybersaltShaker blog.  You'll find "Good-Bye Bang" at:www.cybersalt.org/cybersalt-shaker/good-bye-b... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3216

Elephant In A Hole

There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza.  There's an elephant in my hole, dear Liza an elephant!  ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1521

Tradition

The church I serve has a summer ministry at a chapel. At our first service last summer, the chairman of the board of deacons met me at the door with the information that there were no offering plates ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1339

Quote #1324

‎"Busyness in the Kingdom does not make up for neglect of the King."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2416

Gnu Salesman

"I've got good gnus and I've got bad gnus", said the gnu salesman. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1516

One-liner #0875

"Silence is golden unless you have a toddler - then, silence is just suspicious." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3445

Checking In

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
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Good-Bye Bang

Many of you will remember the story of “Bang” - a peach fronted conure that hit one of the windows of Cybersalt World Headquarters in June of 2011 and subsequently became part of our “flock” after we ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2456

A Taller iPhone

The iPhone 5 is taller - did you now that?  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1023

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Marine Unit Emergency" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/marine-unit-emergency Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5508

Marine Unit Emergency

Emergency at the boat launch!  Send the marine unit!  Oh, . . . . never mind. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1742

Communion

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1546

Quote #1323

"The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."- Richard Bach read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1560

One-liner #0874

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there‘s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." read more..

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