Monthly Archive

November 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 57 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Aerobic Dismay

Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor."I'm here t... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4555
8 min read

The Rockies May Crumble

Luke 21: 5-19It wasn't that long ago that scientific theories for most natural phenomena were founded on a theory of "gradualism". That's not the name, but reflected our views of the natural... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5060
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Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeathe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3562
<1min

Chicken Farming

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
5202
2 min read

Jimmie Johnson Wins Again

"We are confident of all this because of our great trust in God through Christ? Our only power and success come from Him." I Corinthians 3:4,5 (NLT) Under the lights for the first time, Jimmie Johnson read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3446
<1min

Card Reader

"Can people predict the future with cards?" Jessica asked Danny."My mother can," Danny replied."Really?""Yes," Danny told her, "she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will h read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4576
3 min read

In A State Of Frenzy

Psalms 46:10 "Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth."We are living in the fast lane, folks; no doubt about it! Roads we used to travel a... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4138
5 min read

The Illusive Art of Catching Up

Is it just me, or do others have trouble catching up? Just when it looks like I'm almost caught up with some project or my to-do-list, something happens setting me back a few paces. One step forward, ... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3325
8 min read

Walk Into The SONshine!

A Hurting Word... The theme of my life these days is "Run, Peggie, Run!"--like all moms who do taxi service for kids, run errands, attend appointments, and--well, if you're a mom, I nee... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3504
3 min read

A Long List of Fools

Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect. - Mark Twain, a Biography Mark Twain was in good company. There have been scores ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3005
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Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

*Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?3. Why doesn't the government do something ab read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3767
9 min read

Standing On the Promises

2 Thessalonians 2:13-17In the 2002 winter Olympics, the Canadian men's team won the gold medal in the speed skating relay. The two strongest competitors were the US team and the team from Canada. The read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3146
<1min

Goodbye From George

George had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out his Last Will and Testament."To my dear wife Mary, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Barry... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4130
5 min read

Grandpa always said, 'The Devil Is In De Tales

"When in polite society," my grandfather opined, "never talk about religion or politics." Then he would dismiss himself from said "polite society" and talk about nothing read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4686
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New Axioms of the Nineties

New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.4. You can't teach a ne... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
3393
8 min read

Weary Warrior!

A Hurting Word... I love words--and "weary" is a good one! It describes exactly how I feel tonight--and maybe you agree 'cause you're worn out too! Well, let's move, with whatever energ... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Barbara Sanders
4224
2 min read

Stay Ready

'Stay ready to go, for today may be your last'. Those are words we don't like to hear, but they are true. None of us are guaranteed another day of life on this earth as we know it. It could be an acci read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4594
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Carjacking Foiled

TRUE STORY:Carjacking Foiled:An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car.She Dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of he... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3170
<1min

Four Little Words

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone sp... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4444
5 min read

Where Do Politicians Come From and Can They Be Returned?

I had a dream the other night. Dream nothing, it was a nightmare, if you must know the truth. Normally I don't put too much stock in dreams ? or ? nightmares, as the case may be, but this was differen... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3163
1 min read

Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your next house you might want to consider using steel instead of wood.19. It's a shame you didn't get that extended... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3407
3 min read

How Can God Expect So Much?

The process of writing a novel is exciting but labour-intensive. When I finished the first draft of my book, I was elated ? for about five seconds. Then it dawned on me how much work was still ahead. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3322
<1min

Haircut Conversations

*A Woman's Conversation About a Haircut:*Oh! That's so cute!Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?Oh no! No, it's perfect. read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
4037
11 min read

Living Faith in an Unjust World

Habakkuk 1:1-4, 2:1-4In Friday's Times Colonist is a picture of  Stephen Truscott. He was convicted as a 14 yr old boy of the murder of a girl named Lynn Harper, and sentenced to death. His sente... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4720
4 min read

How To Ruin A Perfectly Good Day

Speaking of good days, and who isn't these days, I am looking forward to two in a row. I know it may be wishful thinking on my part, but a person has to do something with his time. Last week I almost... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4108
2 min read

God's Great Love

"And I am convinced that nothing can ever separate us from His love?"Romans 8:38 (NLT)My husband's sister has been visiting us the past few days.  It has been a wonderful time for our f read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4648
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Good Guess

The Sunday school lesson for the day was about Noah's Ark, so the pre-school teacher in our Kentucky church decided to get her small pupils involved by playing a game in which they identified animals.... read more..

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