Monthly Archive

November 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 253 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
11031

Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
15692

Lawn Chair Jalopy

While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later, they enjoyed 10-20 years of quality time together. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8444

Boyfriend's Car

I don't know doctor. The last thing I remember is waiting to meet my daughter's new boyfriend at the strip mall. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8587

Pickup Conditioning

You can always change your mind about the air conditioning option. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7507

One Big Air Bag

Car designers have finally run out of places to add air bags. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1916

One-liner #0762

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."- Steven Wright read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3298

How To Confuse Animals

There are so many ways to confuse an animal in this video I don't know where to start. So I'll just say I like it! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1205

Quote #1215

"What happens in church should NOT stay in church!! Tell the world about JESUS!"- @HisBride66 read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6836

Thanksgiving Turkey Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
14507

Remembrance - Veterans Day

November 11, is the day when a number of countries around the world remember their war dead and past and present military service men and women. The video below is a wonderful and stirring piece of ar... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1075

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2011

This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance-day-veterans-day Otherwise, there is only one up... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4200

Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1187

Quote #1214

"Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
3421

One-liner #0761

"Some parents have a hard time deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives." - Don McElroy read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2027

Hitch Hiking Tax

The government has announced it is going to start taxing hitch hiking. On your next annual return you will notice this on the "Thumb Tax" line.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5369

Car Shark

Doug was thrilled to pick up "Vinnie the Shark's" car at the Police Auction. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1234

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today there are 18 funny sign pictures updated to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Wider Streets Protest" and keep clicking next to see them all.www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6989

Indiana Rainstorm

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1779

Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1354

Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1992

She Doesn't Know Me

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6977

Wider Streets Protest

Is anybody out there happy? ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6011

Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6247

Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7913

Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6135

Ray Cemetery

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6871

Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
10476

Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around. ... read more..