December 2012 - Monthly Archive

19 Dec

One-liners

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One-liner #0904

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." read more..

19 Dec

Quotes

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Quote #1352

"Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight."- author unknown read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

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A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a qua... read more..

19 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Mayan Calendar Break

One more problem we have beer to thank for. ... read more..

19 Dec

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - December 19, 2012

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it. It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar. I... read more..

18 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Mayan Calendar Correction

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world. ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Puns

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Went To A Movie

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

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One-liner #0903

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever," read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

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It Sure Is

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hell... read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

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Quote #1351

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." G.K. Chesterton read more..

18 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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Preparations

One week before Christmas I am finally starting to settle into anticipation and soak in the Christmas spirit. I’m really glad because some years December is so hectic it feels like savouring Chr... read more..

18 Dec

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - December 18, 2012

I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is! Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today. You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:www.... read more..

18 Dec

Illustrations

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Apprehension

As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots o... read more..

18 Dec

One-liners

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One-liner #0902

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner read more..

18 Dec

Quotes

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Quote #1350

‎"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."- Moe Bergeron... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Banking Woes

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank,... read more..

18 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Oreo OK!

Another reason why Oreos make so many people feel better. ... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Puns

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I'm Not Mayan

The Mayan calendar came up recently when we were trying to schedule our Christmas program. We wanted to be sure and do it before the 21st, just in case. However, I got our joking Music Minister when... read more..

17 Dec

Illustrations

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Delegating

The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service. After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audi... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - December 17, 2012

We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012. It's the... read more..

16 Dec

Quotes

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Quote #1349

"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."- C.S. Lewis read more..

16 Dec

Clean Puns

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Jedi Master

Would you respect a Jedi master blinded by a stick? Not a single eye Yoda!... read more..

16 Dec

One-liners

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One-liner #0901

Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Know Your States

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could... read more..

16 Dec

Funny Pictures

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Mayan Weather Forecast

Here is this week's long range Mayan weather forecast. ... read more..

16 Dec

Christmas

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Joy - Live It!

Joy is something to be lived - not something only to be felt. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121216.mp3{/audio}... read more..

16 Dec

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website. You can listen to "Peace - ... read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

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The Wedding Dress

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening,... read more..

15 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..

15 Dec

FunBlog

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Christmas Carols of Love Quartet

Here's a quartet of boys singing way beyond their years. Enjoy this performance of "Christmas Carols of Love." ... read more..