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Monthly Archive

2009

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 260 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4573

Zookeeper's Dilemma

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "mongoose."He started the letter: "To whom it may co... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2618

Susan Boyle

Never judge a book by its cover.  This video is getting so much play that it's not being embedded in other's pages right now. So if you can't view it below you can view it here. ... read more..

Easter
Pastor Tim
1999

Resurrection Response

Jesus is risen from the dead!  Our resurrection response needs to be on track. *Please note: due to technical difficulties beyond our control the recording has some audible static* Listen Here:... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4853

School Days

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids h... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2171

Why I am Happy to Pay My Taxes and Other Mendacities

Last week I was going along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it wh read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4691

New Car

The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of the church lot, not wanting to be ostentatious.While talking with friends after the service, my husband accide... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
12116

Cat Fowl Gesture

Simon, Clyde, and Rusty did not appreciate this fowl gesture. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4416

D.C. Flyover

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son: "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Penta... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4336

Flight Booking

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
2146

Your Parade Prayer

If Jesus were to parade down the street past you, what would you cry out to Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20090405.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2430

Microsoft Photosynth

Numerous times I have taken a number of pictures of a scene in the hope of somehow sewing them together and making a nice panoramic shot. As you will see from this video, it's apparently just one mor... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4441

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and s read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5773

Hartford Hotline

Here's a hilarious recording from the Hartford Hotline to the Hartford (I am guessing) 911 dispatcher. I don't know which Hartford it is, but it doesn't matter. I'm guessing every Hartford in the wo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4087

Conductor Problem

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did n... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7286

Twitter Status and Facebook

+ I've been asked a number of times how it is that the Cybersalt Twitter updates are automatically appearing as status updates on my Facebook Account.  It is very easy to do.  Log in to your Facebook read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18790

Cola Wars

The war between Coke and Pepsi has been escalating. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4687

Never Be Late

A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.  A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1782

Melchizedek Mystery

The meeting of Melchizedek and Abram reminds us that God wants to be with us today. {audio}podcast/sm20090329.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2223

The Exquisite Art of Shutting Up

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Sermons
Pastor Tim
1934

Living Amongst God Rejecters

Many would be surprised if they really knew how God wants us to treat those around us who have rejected Him. Abram's treatment of the Kings of Sodom and Gomorrah is our example to follow. {audio}podc... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2365

A Stimulus Plan from the Parsonage

After several quality moments in deep thought, I have concluded that being an American is a very taxing occupation. Of course, we have to give it to our government (and boy would I li read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2197

Cantina Band from Star Wars on Harp

I could never really put my finger on what was missing in Star Wars but now I know - harps!  That's all I'll say because I know nobody wants me to harp on and on about it. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5317

Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International Astronomical Union determined this week by a close vote that February is too short to be considered a true month. It has,... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3135

Letting Lucy Lead

I've just returned from four days on the road, traveling to various communities and speaking to Christian women's groups. Three of those engagements were in a large city that I'm not terribly familiar... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3044

The Lion and the Lamb Controversy

Every year about this time, a friend of mine always says, "If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb." I would not mind it so much if I knew what in the world he was ta read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2598

Comedic Laugh

Usually it's a comedian's material that gets the laughs - not the laugh of one of the guys he's trying to make laugh. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4166

Watch This

A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.  The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
16685

Dog Marker

Dogs mark their territory. Children marker it. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1937

The Fork in the Road

At the fork in the road choose wisely. {audio}podcast/sm20090308.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
3115

Lose an Hour, Gain a Life

If you live in a part of the world that does so, don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour before going to bed tonight. And remember to do one more thing that can safe your life - change the bat... read more..

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