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    Two Kids

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    Grandma and God

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    Wallet Tip

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    Roughhousing

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    Rattlesnake Ammo

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    No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

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    Q & A

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    Morning Tea

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    New Friend Sincerity

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    Four Little Words

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    Dads and Babies

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    Car Help Line

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    Flower Oil

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The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.

Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did not know what he was doing, angrily clashed his instruments together during a delicate, soft passage.

The music stopped. The conductor, highly agitated, looked angrily around the orchestra, demanding, "Who did that? Who did that?"
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