2010 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

16 May

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Zac's Story

Zac Smith knows God is God and God is good. May we all know Him that way too. ... read more..

16 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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How do we get to the place of having an abiding, deep-seated trust and faith in Jesus that is unshaken by even the greatest suffering and trials that life can bring? What is the path that will move us... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3875

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Head First Entry

A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a suspicious looking man come hurling headfirst through the window. "What on earth are you up to? What just hap... read more..

14 May

Simply Susan

Susan Davis

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Humble Pie

Well, wouldn’t you know that my first step into this uncharted territory would need to be changed? For all of you who read “Where to from here?” before 11:30am PST on Tuesday I need to tell you that t... read more..

13 May

Quotes

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quote #0001

"Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1993

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quote #0002

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1985

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quote #0003

"Here's something that will really make you feel grown up," said a father to his teenage daughter, "Your very own phone bill." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1911

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quote #0004

"It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am because the world could use a few people like that." --Alan Alda read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1992

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quote #0005

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." -- Jim Bishop read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1821

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quote #0006

"A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1864

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quote #0007

"Always drink upstream from the herd." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1889

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quote #0008

"The honeymoon is over when he no longer smiles gently as he scrapes the burnt toast." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1894

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quote #0009

"If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the w read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1907

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quote #0010

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; That's why it is a present.... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1872

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quote #0011

"If things are better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!" read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1908

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quote #0012

"A closed mouth gathers no foot." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1937

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quote #0013

"One piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to enable you to reach for one more piece." read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1881

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quote #0014

"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, best take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1725

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quote #0016

"My photographs don't do me justice. They look just like me." - Phyllis Diller read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1637

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quote #0015

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1660

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quote #0017

"Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you." --Joey Adams read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1564

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quote #0018

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1681

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quote #0019

"All God's giants have been weak men, who did great things for God because they reckoned on his being with them." --Hudson Taylor read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1543

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quote #0020

"There has never been a smoke detector as efficient as the mother of a 14 year old with his/her first cigarette." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1573

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quote #0021

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...unless there are three other people." - Orson Welles read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1505

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quote #0022

"Busyness builds a schedule but it fractures a family." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1553

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quote #0023

"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country." read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1506

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quote #0024

"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." - Bill Cosby read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1611

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quote #0025

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -- Plato read more..

13 May

Quotes

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1662

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quote #0026

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." --- Charles Caleb Colton read more..