Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3546 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1208

Quote #1235

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1094

Cybersalt News - December 6, 2011

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked.  Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
11354

Santa Mohawk

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1565

Celebrating The Birth

Two women who were having lunch in an elegant hotel were approached by a mutual friend who asked the occasion for the meal. One lady replied, "We are celebrating the birth of my baby boy." "But wher... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1438

One-liner #0781

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1295

Quote #1234

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1152

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2011

Enjoy today's mailing! Yeah, that's about it for the news today. You can always try herding cats if you like!https://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding OK, now enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1556

One-liner #0780

"Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
7170

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus

Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus. 1. You'd never be expected to make the coffee. 2. There'd be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office. 3. You could grow a gut the si... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1432

Quote #1233

"God isn't looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2192

Clean Pun #0026

Santas elves are subordinate clauses.  ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1335

Mercy for the Humble

God shows mercy to the humble and thirsty. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111204.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1184

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. Today's featured page on the Cybersaltsite is Jeff Larson's "Good Christmas Gifts" cartoon at:www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/good-christmas-gifts-cartoon Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5411

Good Christmas Gifts

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1253

Quote #1232

"What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficulty, and every difficulty has an opportunity."- J. Sidlow Baxter read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1647

Charity

Dewey collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Dewey thought for a moment an... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1682

One-liner #0779

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2027

Clean Pun #0025

What does a reindeer do when he has an upset stomach? He takes an elk-a-seltzer.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1080

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2011

Remember that time you were so tired you said you were "Dog tired?"  Today's new entry in the FunBlog illustrates just how tired that is.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/dog-tired Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1200

Quote #1231

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life."- Theodore Roosev read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5898

Gnashing of Teeth

A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could. "Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the sin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8405

Mouse Trap

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick - I've a bus to catch." "Sorry, ma'am," said the assistant, "we don't sell them that big!"... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2242

Driving Test

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you there is... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1579

You Stink!

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field g... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1460

One-liner #0778

"Suburbia is where they tear out the trees and name streets after them." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4262

Dog Tired

You know the saying "Dog Tired?"  This video is the classic demonstration of its origins. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2108

Clean Pun #0024

What language does Santa Claus speak? North Polish.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1147

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2011

Riding in a car can be exciting sometimes, but for the cat featured in the newest FunBlog entry, riding in a car is absolutely amazing!  Check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cats-first-car-r... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1109

Quote #1230

"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they al read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6957

Cadillac 4x4

"But Daddy! Why can't I go out with him? He has such a nice car!" read more..