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"It's a good thing your car can't travel at the speed of light - your headlights wouldn't work." read more..

God is calling us to something new.  It's the journey that brings the healing and blessings that He has in store for us. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111211.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from November 20 and the first 2 Sundays of Advent (November 27th and December ... read more..

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought ha... read more..

"All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on."- Henry Ellis read more..

"The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it." read more..

Normally, if offered the opportunity to hear some screaming cats I would decline.  Who knew just how wrong I could be!? ... read more..

"Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant." read more..

Customer: “Hey, can you help me find this book?” Me: “Sure.” (He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.) Custome... read more..

Shepherds need help from the sheep - in the field and in the church.www.cybersalt.org/cartoons/christmas-sheep-help-cartoon Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Sometimes you need a little help from your friends. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com ... read more..

Q. How should you greet a German barber? A. "Herr Dresser." (Bob Phillips)... read more..

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." read more..

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."- Douglas Adams read more..

The Tejano Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the casa,Not a creature was stirring -- Caramba! Que pasa?Los ninos were tucked away in their camas,Some in camisas ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope you are all having a great day.  And if you aren't, remember that some days you are the snowman and other days you're the deer.www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/... read more..

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

"Great. My book ran out of batteries. Stupid future."- Andy Daly  read more..

How can you make Christmas shopping even crazier?  Let your friend send you to the store with a crazy list of items to shop for!  The results are pretty funny, as you will see in the newest ... read more..

Q: Who are the most decent people in the hospital? A: The ultrasound people.... read more..

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" read more..

These guys are pretty funny - especially when they are trying to keep a straight face! ... read more..

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."- Richard Bach read more..

This Christmas, I think the chimney at Cybersalt World Headquaters is going to be locked.  Here's why:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/santa-mohawk Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

This is why I'm locking my chimney this Christmas Eve. ... read more..

"I intend to live forever; so far, so good." read more..

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." read more..

Enjoy today's mailing! Yeah, that's about it for the news today. You can always try herding cats if you like!https://www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding OK, now enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

"Buying stuff online gives me a reason to live for another 5-7 business days." read more..