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Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I do not drink alcohol - not because it is bad, but because so many bad things happen when people drink alcohol - case in point, the newest funny picture on the Cybers... read more..

A woman called the dean of the college that her freshman son was going to ans said, "I'm worried. I don't know who my son can hang out with. He doesn't have the kind of money all the other students ha... read more..

Curious koalas exploring space are Mars Snoopyals.... read more..

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." read more..

"Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight."- author unknown read more..

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a qua... read more..

One more problem we have beer to thank for. ... read more..

Today I am eating a big old humble sandwich with MAYAN-aise on it.  It turns out that all this time I have been using a picture of the Aztec calendar when referring to the Mayan calendar.  I... read more..

Morris realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesperson. "That depends," he said.  "They run from $2.00 t... read more..

Don't worry about mixing them up - it's not the end of the world.  ... read more..

I went to a movie . . . there and back again: This is becoming Hobbit-forming.... read more..

"The Mayan calendar predicts that December 21, 2012 will be the most annoying day on Facebook ever," read more..

An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband got out of bed and went into the living room (parlor) to answer the phone. His wife could hear him say, "Hell... read more..

"There are those who hate Christianity and call their hatred an all-embracing love for all religions." G.K. Chesterton read more..

One week before Christmas I am finally starting to settle into anticipation and soak in the Christmas spirit. I’m really glad because some years December is so hectic it feels like savouring Chr... read more..

I can't believe the end is coming on Friday - the end of Mayan calendar jokes that is!  Yes, there's a new funny doomsday picture on the Cybersalt today.  You'll find "Oreo OK!" at:www.... read more..

As a new employee for a discount brokerage firm, I went for a month of classroom training. Warning us about the volume of information we were required to memorize, one trainer suggested we make lots o... read more..

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner read more..

‎"Thankfully our Savior is not Santa Claus. He gave His best to us because we were not good."- Moe Bergeron... read more..

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank,... read more..

Another reason why Oreos make so many people feel better. ... read more..

The Mayan calendar came up recently when we were trying to schedule our Christmas program. We wanted to be sure and do it before the 21st, just in case. However, I got our joking Music Minister when... read more..

The featured guest on our local radio talk show was a woman who owned a home-cleaning service. After she described what her clients could expect, the program's telephone lines were opened to the audi... read more..

A missionary in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.  Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast." A ray of light br... read more..

We interrupt this Christmas season for a word about the end of the world, Mayan style! As you undoubtedly have heard by now, the Mayan calendar runs out this Friday, December 21, 2012.  It's the... read more..

"A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Would you respect a Jedi master blinded by a stick? Not a single eye Yoda!... read more..

Had the Mayans been any good at predicting the end of the world they would have seen the Spanish coming.... read more..

The old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could... read more..

Here is this week's long range Mayan weather forecast. ... read more..